Corporate porn-pushing gossip site TMZ.com keeps emailing us "news" alerts. You know, important stuff we need to know, like Kim K. Ripped Off! $50,000 in Bling Jacked at JFK and "Bachelor" Byron Gets His Ass Kicked.
These are the two most recent:
Subject: Gillian's TMZ Alerts - Underage Hogan Bought Alcohol Right Before Crash
Date: November 27, 2007 3:02:12 PM PST
17-year-old Nick Hogan loaded up on beer at a local grocery store just hours before he was involved in a horrific crash.
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Subject: Gillian's TMZ Alerts
Date: November 27, 2007 3:07:17 PM PST
Please disregard the previous email regarding Nick Hogan.
Jerks. As if the Hogans don't have enough problems to deal with!