Monday, February 18, 2008

And in the end... the judge will decide

It appears that reports of the £55 million settlement in the Macca-Mucca divorce were premature as the five-day hearing stretched into an extra inning. Old Paul McCartney skipped today's court date, while Heather Mills flaunted her prosthetic for the paps as new reports say Mr. Justice Bennett will take a few weeks to decide what she'll get for four years of unhappiness in which she elevated her profile, diminished his and wisely popped out an extra heiress to ensure a payout to exceed her potential as an amputee former porn model (NSFW exhibit here) and call girl.

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