Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Day 2: Macca's handlers tell him to smile
Poor old Paul McCartney put on a happier face for the second day of the planned five-day divorce hearing that will separate him from some amount of cash to finally get rid of the one-legged former porn model and alleged call girl Heather Mills (NSFW photos of whom can be seen here on an unauthorized site that also makes use of a Sgt. Pepper's parody).
While he brought the UK's most powerful legal team, she showed up with the young personal trainer Macca had once suspected she'd "hopped" into bed with. So even though his demeanor was a far cry from the sad faces he pulled coming out of court yesterday, even in a smile the sagging old Beatle still can't manage to make the corners of his mouth turn up.