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Monday, April 28, 2008

Rachel Dratch is one hot chick

"Rachel Dratch is funny.
Rachel Dratch is a good actor.

Rachel Dratch is cute.
Rachel Dratch has a great rack..."


Back in August 2006, we caused a stir with our report that former Saturday Night Live player Rachel Dratch had been demoted from a starring role on her BFF Tina Fey's new NBC show 30 Rock for reasons that were obvious but not particularly pleasant:

“(Lorne) Michaels told Variety ‘that role has been scrapped and Dratch will play an assortment of different characters throughout the season.’

"…In Hollywood, that's called 'letting her down easy,' because a day later it's revealed that Jenna DeCarlo lives after all! Only little gnomy Rachels’s been replaced by Jane Krakowski-- a face and body more suitable to prime time….”

The piece, entitled Not Pretty Enough for Prime Time, caused a stir in its day, but in light of Rachel’s recent public complaint that she’s out of work and left behind by her sisters from SNL, we’re getting new response from that old controversial story, and we thought we’d share the one we got over the weekend from this guy:

Anonymous said...

Rachel Dratch is funny.
Rachel Dratch is a good actor.

Rachel Dratch is cute.

Rachel Dratch has a great rack.


Message to Hollywood: this is a woman I want to see more of. (Take that however you like.)


- Straight, employed, good-looking male in his 30s

1 comment:

Steve said...

Rachel rules! Did anyone see her on Craig Ferguson? She may diminutive, but she is still a babe!