Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Harvey Levin makes Doosh'd

We're always one to help out fellow participants in the Internet reporting community (don't call us bloggers), so we pass on a note from the good folks at Doosh'd, who write us to alert us that

Harvey Levin made doosh'd.

And indeed, the shaved bronzed midget frontman for the corporate porn-pushing gossip site TMZ.com and its inconsequential whitewashed syndicated television version has been inducted into an elite clique that includes the likes of President Bush, Ann Coulter, Sean P. Diddy Combs and Donald Trump.

Doosh'd, the self-described "biggest dooshblog ever," explains its mission and raison d’ĂȘtre:

Douche (aka Doosh): a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another.

If you haven’t already realized it, we have an excessive amount of people committing the crimes of doucheness. To jog you memory and offer some entertainment we will compile a list a douche bags as well as douchey situations. Not only will we create them, but our readers can too. We’ve already gotten dozens of emails about our mispelling, but we’ve decided to use Doosh and we’re sticking with it.

And although we bemoan the fact that Levin's inclusion in the list of premier Dooshes points to his unfortunate cultural significance, iwe must say that the Doosh'd folks picked a right obvious major Doosh this time!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"the shaved bronzed midget frontman for the corporate porn-pushing gossip site TMZ.com"