Monday, October 29, 2007
Kim Kardashian's giant ass promotes TV series
Kim Kardashian is on the "bottom" tier of celebutard fame, known because her father was OJ Simpson's pal and bag-carrier, because her mother married former Olympian, Village People movie star and one-time rumoured sex change candidate Bruce Jenner, because she was a friend of Paris Hilton during the wonky-eyed heiress's most contagious days, because she made and marketed, with the help of corporate porn-pushing gossip site TMZ.com, a sex tape with Brandy's equally unknown brother, whose early promotion featured the promise of "water sports," and because her ass seemed to grow in direct correlation to the amount of ink spilled about her inexplicable rise to attention. Now she's got a reality TV series and the usual accompanying Playboy spread. The photos are featured here (on an unauthorized tribute site), but don't tell them we sent you.