Saturday, January 19, 2008

Galina is looking for love in all the wrong place

We've been getting lots of unsolicited emails in the Tabloid Baby mailbox recently. Most are hawking Viagra or penis extensions (a hint?), but others are real surprises, like our £1,000,000.00 (One Million British Pounds Sterling) win in the UK Lottery and chance to get millions more by helping transfer funds from Africa. But this morning's unsolicited email was the most touching. And unexpected. We're taken, so we'll pass her on to you:


Please do not be surprised to my letter. I saw your profile on "Yahoo.Personals" or "Date.com". I want to learn more about you. And I want to write you a letter. I see that you are good and sexual man. I want to know you better and more close. Probably you are the man of my dream. I think that in our world everything is possible. Do you agree? I want our acquaintance proceeded. Probably we can create something big?

I will tell you more about myself. I am a usual woman. I am 30 years. My birthday on 12/1/77. I live in the city of Sankt-Petersburg. It is the second city in Russia. I think that you know this city. I live together with parents. My mum is on the state pension. My father works as the main mechanic. I am the only daughter of my parents. I have no brothers or sisters.

I work in transport firm. I am the bookkeeper. Also I am an assistant to the Chief accountant. I like my work. Unfortunately I have small salary. But money are not important for me. The main thing for me love and happiness. I want to be frank with you in the letters. I have no secrets before you. I search for the real love forever. I believe that happiness exists. And I search for the real love and the real happiness. There are a lot of men and women who searches love and happiness. There are a lot of people in the world alone. In each country there are lonely hearts which search for love. There are a lot of women and men search for love in the Internet. Many find love. Second half. Many have mistakes and disappointments. Unfortunately, in
the Internet there is a deceit. I read about it in the newspaper. It is sad. I become frank with you and I ask you that you were fair. Honesty and trust are very important in love. It is important for me and for you. No games. Only serious relations. I trust that love is the most important in the world.

Probably you have a question. Why I search for the man in America? Probably, you want to ask? I belive that for love and happiness there are no barriers My girlfriend advised me to search for a man in America. We are friends since the childhood. We studied at one school. We lived in the next houses earlier. Our parents were amicable families. My girlfriend lives in America during this moment. The city of New York. Recently she could not think of that she begins to live
in America. But now she lives in America. She has found american man. She has found love in the Internet. She has found the man and love. She has left for America to the man. They are husband and wife now. They are very happy together now. Her husband has good firm and business. Good money. I am glad that my best girlfriend is happy during this moment. Very very joyfully. My girlfriend has suggested me to search for love in the Internet. In America. Be possible I can be happy together with american man? Probably my love waits for me in America? I think that the most essential in a life to love a man. I will do my man the most happy.

I can arrive to USA at any time. I have visa to arrival in the USA. My girlfriend will pay for my travel to the USA. She will give me money that I could arrive to America. I do not ask you for money. Also my girlfriend promised to give me better work. The good salary. I will not have problems for a life in USA.

For what man do I search? I search kind and careful man. Who can grow fond of me sincerely. And I shall grow fond it of the man. Probably it is you? I shall do my man happy. I believe In love for all life. I am sure that I will find happiness and love. I believe that I can always love the man, for a long time. For what woman do you search? What is your dream? I am very lonely. I have some girlfriends. But I have no close person. I have no beloved. I am tried to search for the man in Russia. Here all men want only entertainments. Men do not wish to have serious relations. I hope that you understand me. I believe that you have learned about me more. I will write about myself more in each letter. I hope that you will answer my letter. it will be very interesting to me learn more about you. I wish to learn you more. It is very interesting to me. I will wait your letter. Your letter will do me happy. Promise, that you answer! I wait for your letter. I am obligatory I will answer. I will send you photos. I wrote the letter to you from the Internet-cafe. I go to the internet-cafe seldom. Usually I use the Internet in public library. I wrote to you the letter from another E-mail. Write to me the answer on my personal E-mail.

Kiss you... Your Galina

my personal e-mail: galina770112v@yahoo.com

Odd. The return address on Galina's email was Dick76@netwheel.com. If you get in touch with her, send us the photo.


AnOldieButAGoodie said...

Today I got spam saying that the Federal Congress has approved a payment of 21.5 million to be deposited in my account from Nigeria.

They just don't stop. Sadly you know that someone actually replied to their garbage

Anonymous said...

... I wrote to you the
letter from another E-mail. Write to me the answer on my personal
Kiss you... Your Galina

my personal e-mail: g05galina05@yahoo.com

∴ Spam

Anonymous said...

Very different spam, that's for sure.

Anonymous said...


Hello Dear!
How are you? I hope that all good for you and you will read my letter with a interest. Ok. I got your e-mail through internet dating agency.
I gave my letter to agency and they have told that my letter will be send to man in North America!!!!
I want to arrive to North America and I have good chance for this.
I need only man who can meet me in North America and probably we can to develop our relations.
Ok. My name is Halina. I'm from Poznan City, Poland.

My measurements: 32B - 24 - 34, Height: 5'2", Weight: 115 lbs
Hair: Brunette
Eyes: Blue
Star Sign: Pisces

I'm 26 years old. But very soon will be 27 years old. My birthday on March, 13, 1981.
I am ready for creation family and want it very much.
I cannot find the man in Poland for myself because it very hard in Poland.
I want to create family and to live in your country because the government to care about people.
I want to live and be sure in the future.
In Poland it is not possible to live easy. I want to tell about myself a little.
I live in city Poznan. My city is very beautiful. I work as the seller in shop home appliances.
I'm cheerful woman who like to go for sports and do all what like are usual peoples.
My history: I'm with my girlfriend were going to go in your country as tourists for search of men for serious relations.
But my girlfriend could not go with me. She had problems with your family.
But very soon I will receive visa and I don't want to lose a chance to arrive in your country. I will receive visa in 7 days for your country.
Now I'm in city Warsaw and waiting for reception of my visa. It will be great if you can meet me and we can to have relations with you. I'm understand that it very strange, but probably it's desteny for you and me. I understand that you will ask me "Where did you get my e-mail?"
I'm right??? I got your e-mail through internet dating agency in my city. I gave them my letter and they told me that they will sendmy letter. And I will be very happy if YOU will answer to me.
I will be very happy if you will write me and we will have our meeting very soon. And it is possible we a meeting in 7 days because I can arrive to you. Please tell to me about yourself a little!

What is your full name?
Your age?

I hope that you will answer to me back... If so I will send my photo to you.
I will wait your answer so much...
Write to me on e-mail : liashkevich.halina@gmail.com
Yours Halina