Signs of Paul McCartney’s post-marital breakdown have bubbled back to the surface.
The hapless romantic and penny-pinching control freak returns with another (apostrophe-free) website message, trying in vain to take the wheel of the speeding media express he's ridden comfortably for close to fifty years and control the spin on coverage of his embarrassing separation and probable divorce from the lovely former nude model Heather Mills:
MESSAGE FROM PAUL
01.06.2006 I continue to be dismayed by inaccuracies in the media. I have seen the story in Hello magazine regarding custody arrangements for Heathers and my daughter, Beatrice, which is simply not true. We both have agreed to work at all times in Beatrices best interest, but no decisions have been made yet.
This latest communique comes after a ten-day, hopefully ganja-filled, break following six rapid-fire demands to get the story straight. We guess it didn't work, because when even a check-writing celebrity ass-licker like Hello! magazine is screwing you over, you’ve got troubles indeed. But again, with a billion in the bank, why does he care? Maybe it's because he didn't make the cover.