Sunday, January 10, 2010

Weekend with Macca and Mucca

Remember Heather Mills? Paul McCartney's golddigging former porn star ex-wife is competing on Dancing On Ice on telly in the UK, determined to rise above her status as Britain's Most Hated. Her slightly tarnished benefactor (tarnished by that Citifield album) is in the Caribbean, pushing the spawn of their cursed union onto a potential new Linda, determined to find true love again so he can write new sappy songs about it.

He does yoga. She carries her artificial leg.

...And a tip of the Tabloid Baby hat to the Daily Mail.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Why must we be continually subjected to these old farts who only get laid by young chicks because they got a shit load of cash?

Is this really relevant?

And nobody cares that you got a wooden leg Heather.

Go Away!