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Monday, December 28, 2009

Here's the original Playboy photo that TMZ doctored and claimed to be a picture of JFK with nude women


Thanks to The Smoking Gun, here's the shot from the 1967 Playboy magazine article, "Charter Yacht Party: How to Have a Ball on the Briny with an Able-Bodied Complement of Ship's Belles," a doctored version of which the corporate porn-pushing gossip site TMZ.com actually tried to pass off as a "mid-1950s" shot of John Fitzgerald Kennedy: an "exclusive" photo "that could have changed history." Despite the obvious, clumsy doctoring of the photo that we pointed out this morning, TMZ had the moronic audacity to state "TMZ had multiple experts examine the photo -- all say there is no evidence the picture was Photoshopped."



We find it hard to believe that none of the size queens in the TMZ jacuzzi noticed the tan lines or body shapes that didn't fit the era. Obviously, shaved bronzed midget frontman Harvey Levin and his boy team knew they'd be caught out within hours of posting the obvious fraud.

So what's their game?

We can only hope someone screwed up and that they paid big money for it.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

That was really very clear from the very beginning that this picture was a fake.. just one question - for WHAT purpose they did it.. Just they didn't check it properly - I'm not buying it..

Anonymous said...

Why is THIS website so obsessed with Harvey Levin and TMZ? Is it because they have so many more views per month? I honestly don't understand the personal attack on this man. And no, I don't work there or even know him but it really is childish and sorta weird that this site has such a hard on for the guy.

Anonymous said...

So you think Tabloid Baby is homophobic? Is that what you are saying? Who cares if Harvey is gay, who cares if anyone is gay, why and how does that matter? If this site or you don't like gay people, then no one would even visit this site!!

Anonymous said...

You're the one that brought up hard on's

You don't like what they're saying don't read it

There simple solution

Anonymous said...

Did your Mother drink while she was pregnant with you? You have zero logic but that's OK. I wasn't asking you - I was asking TB. Thanks, back to your Mom's basement LOSER.

Anonymous said...

For Anon 5:50

First let’s just put aside the fact that your last statement:

“If this site or you don't like gay people, then no one would even visit this site!!”

makes absolutely no sense and address the parts of your statement that DO make sense

Is Tabloid Baby Homophobic?

Yes, by description TB is homophobic

Homophobia is characterized by an “Unreasonable fear of or antipathy toward homosexuals and homosexuality” by continually referring to Harvey Levin as a

“shaved bronzed midget frontman” as well as his “boy team”

“the perverted deviates at the West Hollywood jealousy Jacuzzi”

“classless crew of corner boys”

“the size queens in the TMZ Jacuzzi”

TB is displaying typical homophobic traits which also surfaced during the Steve Friess/Danny Gans debacle

Perhaps it is born from pure frustration that people take these websites as “Legitimate” news sources and that the underbelly of the Hollywood/Celebrity world seems to be their preferred playground prying into and even MAKING UP stories to bring people in, it is shabby journalism at best if it can even be classified as Journalism at all.

The truly sad part is that they have an audience, people feed ferociously on the misery of others, watching a celebrity go into full meltdown and maybe even DIE right in front of them is entertainment to people.

For some reason people feel that they have a RIGHT to debase and criticize to the point of cruelty, celebrities who are just people, frail vulnerable breakable people just like the rest of us.

We envy their lives but none of us have the talent to obtain it for ourselves so we tear them down instead to make ourselves feel better, reminds you of the school yard bully doesn’t it?

Only instead of one mean big kid they have to deal with thousands, hundreds of thousands of mean big kids and THAT can wear on ANYBODY.

TMZ is a sham
They out and out LIE
They BUY; “Illegally”; photos, documents, “Off the record” statements from “Connected” people

How would you like to live your life not knowing who to trust?

Your best friend from High School betrays you for a buck or fame of their own.

Your own cousin, aunt, uncle even your own parents sell you out because some “Shaved Bronzed Midget Frontman” with deep pockets and major mental issues of his own makes them an offer they just can’t refuse

Who of any of us would truly like to live our LIVES in a fish bowl?

Well of course THEY do or they wouldn’t do it right?

Wrong

What’s your passion?
What makes you happy?
What are YOU good at?

Can you imagine NOT doing it?

Just because someone agrees to “Entertain” you doesn’t give you the right to invade their very existence as if they no longer are human.


No one “Cares” that Harvey Levin is gay

I doesn’t “Matter” that Harvey Levin is gay

Gay people have existed since the beginning of time whether the tight assed extreme religious right is willing to admit it or not it is part of nature.

What we care about is people making their living off of LIES

Pure unadulterated LIES

TMZ oddly enough got “Lucky” that they had the “BALLS” to report that Michael Jackson was dead before they even removed the man from his house, it was a crap shoot and it paid off.

Big Time

Hiding in bushes
Chasing cars
Ambushing tired celebrities at the airport

Making a BIG deal out of whether a 3 year old should wear her “Princess” shoes or not, does anyone remember having small children?

They are amazing and imaginative, let the child wear her princess shoes in peace

That’s not Journalism that’s sensationalism.

It’s “Porn”

Anonymous said...

Let me understand this you were asking Tabloid Baby

“So you think Tabloid Baby is Homophobic?” “Is that what you’re saying?”

Cause it sure sounded like you were talkin’ to me, but “I’M” the “Illogical” one?

You’re funny

Say Hi to Spock for me
Live Long and Prosper

Anonymous said...

Well that's one way to shut her up, with "Logic" lol