And Luke’s attempt to get to the soul of the woman whose book carries the subtitle Dishing the Dirt, Getting the Gossip, and Selling My Soul in the Cutthroat World of Hollywood Reporting reveals her to be something of a prig.
Writes Luke:
Marlise does write a lot in the book about preserving the treasure of her virginity… I had to find out if her virginity was still intact, and if so, did I have a chance to take it...
His mission was to find out the passage in her book in which Marlise descrives offering up her treasured virginity at the age of 23.
Marlise, a self-described “proud Christian” who dedicates her book of scumbaggery and unethical shenanigans to “my heavenly Father, in whom I put my trust” while bragging within and in radio interviews about her greatest scoop— catching Don Johnson dipping solo into a hotel for a few hours with a bag full of sex toys, responds to Luke's deflowering query:Luke,
I just read your blog and was somewhat saddened by your introduction to the interview. Although I considered your questions extremely insightful, I’m not sure I quite understand your ultimate purpose in including me on lukeford.net. The fact that you "wanted a chance at my virginity" is not only insulting but extremely rude and unprofessional. Perhaps you can understand why I have no intention of answering any more of your questions.
Marlise has been pimping herself as a tabloid vet, adrenaline junkette and outdoorsy sexpot. But though she's hoping to cash in on dishing it out, she can't take it when it's dished back. Looks like Marlise is no tabloid babe or prodigy, after all; only a confused young woman whose publisher packaged her wacky memoir as a tabloid keeper so readers might think it's a followup to Burt Kearns' classic Tabloid Baby.Luke finds the passage anyway. And with that and his life's work, he carries on where Howard Stern left off when he dropped from the public eye. Luke is the real tabloid prodigy. Read his Marlise story here. This is a guy who deserves his own reality show.
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DECEMBER 3 ¡ SAMANTHA LOWRY HAS BABY SEBASTIAN ! RECEIVED IN EXCELENT SHAPE AND PERFECT MEDICAL CONDITION
MEMBERS OF THE EMBASSYS OF U.K AND U.S. WERE PRESENT, AS WELL AS SECRETARIA DE RELACIONES EXTERIORES, AND SAMANTHA LOWRY EVEN BROUGH HER BOYFRIEND TRISTAN.
FINALLY AFTER A LONG 6 MONTHS ONE WEEK, AFTER SHE REFUSE TO COME TO MEXICO AND DID NOT SHOW UP AS SHE WAS SUPPOSE TO ON MAY 28, OR ANY TIME THEREAFTER AND SHE DID NOT SEND OUR TRAVEL DOCUMENTS AND SHE EVEN STOOD US UP IN LAREDO TO ME DANIEL PAVON CUELLAR AND MY SON, JUST TO BLOCK OUR RETURN IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY TO STEAL ALL THE MONEY SAMANTHA LOWRY AND HER FAMILY COULD…AND REMEMBER, SINCE SHE DID NOT WANTED SEBASTIAN PAVO CUELLAR, REASON HE CARRIES ONLY BOTH OF MY LAST NAMES, HER PLAN WAS PERFECT….MAKE LIES, MAKE WARRANTS, BLOCK HIS RETURN, AND WITHOUT DEFNSE, THE LOWRY FAMILY COULD STEAL EVERYTHING….
ONCE HER FRAUD WAS EXPOSED HOW SAMANTHA LOWRY BLOCKED OUR RETURN, WE REACHED AN AGREEMENT VERY FAST ¡ AND OF COURSE, THANKS TO GOOD ATTORNEYS ¡
SO WE WILL SEE HOW LONG LAST THE LOWRY FAMILY FUND FRAUD ON THE WEB……
BY THE WAY….THE RECENT PHOTO OF JOE LOWRY ON THE NEWS PAPER OF THE SWINDON ADVERTISER, IS NOT JOE LOWRY, AND OF COURSE THE STORY IS A LIE, THEY PLACED ANOTHER GUY AND MADE THE FALSE STORY TO GET PUBLICITY TO FOOL PEOPLE FROM THE SERIOUS ALLEGATIONS JOE LOWRY HAS OF CHILD ABUSE AND FOR PEOPLE TO RECONIZE ANOTHER GUY AS JOE LOWRY, JUST ANOTHER FRAUD OF THE LOWRY FAMILY PROTECTING THER CRIMES….
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