Friday, August 24, 2007

Mother of The Year

Let's get this straight: Lindsay Lohan is in drug and alcohol rehab. Her career is in ruins. She's just narrowly avoided prison for two drunk- and drug-driving crashes, and has issued a statement saying, “I am addicted to alcohol and drugs," the same day it's revealed that her 13-year-old sister Ali, whom her mother is also trying to turn into a star, snuck out of the family house with a 16-year-old boy and was involved in her own car crash last week.

So what does the mother, Dina Lohan, say?

“My children and I are in a wonderful place in our lives and people just want to make things up and see us fail.”

"My children and I are in a wonderful place in our lives."

Michael Lohan is beginning to make a lot of sense.


Tamara said...

Those two kids never stood a chance, with a father who has been in prison twice since they were born, and a mother who just wants to whore them out to the entertainment industry.

Anonymous said...

it's sad and also strange. lindsay may realize her gifts and talents, and in response, is trying to punish her family from profiting off her abilities. her streak of self-destruction is stronger than almost any celebrity i can think of. (britney, IMO, has post-partum and god knows what else.)