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Sunday, July 30, 2006

Mel Gibson & the mystery of "Sugar Tits"

It pales in comparison to Mel Gibson’s shameful and perhaps tequila-hallucination-induced anti-Semitic rant when he was arrested for barreling drunk down the PCH with a brown-bagged bottle of Cazadores on the seat… but there’s another term in the arrest story that's caught our eye:

A law enforcement source says Gibson then noticed another female sergeant and yelled, "What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?"

Sugar Tits???

That’s a new one to us.

So we googled it-- and found 1,700,000 results.

There’s a webcam site

a gal (left) who calls herself Sugar Tits on My Space...

a story by Danny Fulks...

and an entry in the Urban Dictionary:

1. sugar tits term used by jonathan valasquez to describe the ULTIMATE pair of succulent tits… DAMN! that slut has some nice sugar tits, oh hey rooby

2. sugar tits 1.) the act or being sugar titty. Being Fruity. 2.) the ultimate perfect pair of tits. Stop acting like such a pair of sugar tits... woah...-drools- look at them sugar tits.

So we suppose it was a compliment. But don‘t even think of doing a Google image search.

6 comments:

lord brown mouse said...

great stuff - lbm

Anonymous said...

Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski!

Anonymous said...

Danielle is hawking sugar tits t-shirts.... help send her to community college for another semester... and show Mel yours...
http://cafepress.com/sugartits

Anonymous said...

Naw, you gotta see THIS ONE! LOL!

http://www.cafepress.com/buy/sugar+tits/-/pv_design_prod/p_magnetudes.68637533/pNo_68637533/id_13775490/fpt_/opt_/c_1/pg_

Anonymous said...

OMG! Do a search on Cafepress for Sugar Tits, you will find a bunch of good ones!

Too funny!

Anonymous said...

hey dont forget about sugartits.com !