Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Now on to the post-prison sex

In the most anticipated prison release since the day Nelson Mandela walked out of Pollsmoor Prison in South Africa, Paris Hilton left the Century Regional Detentional Center just after midnight, after a three week incarceration for traffic-related offenses. Like Mandela, she says she will dedicate the rest of her life to making the world a better place.

The celebutard heiress was dressed tastefully as she delivered a brief inspirational speech to the crowd outside the prison: "Hi."

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