Cloying blonde Deborah Norville, who we think is still host of that tabloid television show nobody watches, has a new book coming out. And she's letting everyone on her mass email list know how to buy it. Deb, who for decades has mined misery and exploited tragedy, from school shootings to prison stays, while ducking under the cover of a "syndicated newsmagazine," is now revealing her her "secret" for success: Always looking on the bright side of life.
But as in the case of Katie Couric, whose career rose after she replaced Deborah on the Today show, there's a question of whether Deb really wrote this personal note to her fans-- or if she had a ghostwriter do the whoring for her. Do people really say that they're JAZZED about things?
And do her employees have to buy the book-- or else?
Anyway, we like how she puts quote marks around "blog."