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Friday, May 09, 2008

TMZ's Harvey Levin is queried and probed and poses in heterosexual men's sex magazine


We'd assume there would be little chance of finding a Playboy magazine in the home of Harvey Levin, the shaved bronzed midget frontman of the corporate porn-pushing gossip site TMZ.com and its inconsequential whitewashed syndicated television version. Of course, Harvey’s got his own bunny hutch in his West Hollywood office aerie, but Harvey’s bunnies have balls.

But now the old men’s mag, which has strained its back muscles dipping into the celebutard scene of late, is featuring the prominent appreciator of the male form (see: Matthew McConaughey) in the 20 Questions section of its June issue, which is out today and would make the angry jealous gossip queen the one man in America telling the truth when he claims to read Playboy for the articles.

Playboy’s publicists were kind enough to send us an advance copy, because “we know you have covered Harvey Levin of TMZ before.” Yes we have. Of the twenty questions, two provoke answers that are the most chilling, journalismwise. One is a sad fact that we’ve pointed out: that the “mainstream" news media lazily cite the subliterate celebbaiters as a legitimate news source:

"When we started, two and a half years ago, there was a feeling that nobody except National Enquirer covered this material, and the national media turned up their nose at us. Now you're in trouble if you don't cover it. We play a little game in our office sometimes when we post a big story. We bet on how soon it will take CNN to flash 'TMZ is reporting...' across the bottom of the screen. Often it's a matter of seconds.”

The other worry is where Harvey is next setting his sights:

"I see huge opportunities in covering politics in a way that would be interesting and fun for people. People say you can't make politicians as interesting as Hollywood celebrities, because they're not as good-looking, not as well-known, not as entertaining. I totally disagree. These are some of the most interesting people in the country, and they haven't been covered that way before."

By the way, a reader recently asked about those male torsos featured on this and some of our other recent TMZ-related posts: they’re not of Harvey (Playboy sent us a clothed shot from the magazine, but wanted us to sign a release form to post it), but the corporate-porn-pushing equivalent of the old TV news “headshot.” These are Harvey’s on-air toyboys, the ones who point home video cameras in people’s faces and then report to Harvey about the confrontations on the TMZ TV show. Photographs like these are posted by the boys themselves on their MySpace and other public websites in order to promote their careers and themselves.

We’ll leave it to you to put faces to the bodies. And to send us more.

Bloodline opens in NYC: "A rollicking good ride!"


Bloodline, the documentary-thriller from Bruce Burgess and René Barnett, opens in New York City today (May 16th in Los Angeles), and if ever there was a chance for a work of cinematic art to change the world -- well, this would be the one.

The very entertaining film chases the theory that Jesus Christ wasn’t resurrected after his crucifixion, but was spirited off to marry Mary Magdalene and that they had children who emigrated to southern France, thus creating a bloodline that survives to this day but whose existence has been covered up by the Roman Catholic Church and remains protected and hidden by a secret Vatican society. The story was first presented in the book The Holy Blood & The Holy Grail and fictionalized a little too close to the bone in The Da Vinci Code, but in this movie form, as director Burgess chases down documents and clues, leading to amateur archeologists and a burial vault that could hold the key, the evidence that could shake a world religion at least opens up the taboo topic to even wider public discussion.

We attended an advance screening in Hollywood and can tell you that Burgess could teach Michael Moore a thing or two about making a point without twisting facts and hammering agendas. In Bloodline, the journey is as fascinating and illuminating as the end of the trail, and though Burgess is featured prominently as a bearlike Mooreian presence throughout the film, in the best journalistic tradition he listens to people and lets them have their say without without condescension (though not uncritically) or taking the easy route and making fun of them.

With a resume that includes investigations into Bigfoot, Area 51 and the Bermuda Triangle, Burgess has already been the target of some "mainstream" journos who've tried to marginalize him as part of the conspiracy fringe element, but it’s clear that his journeys through the paranormal and anomalist realms have taught Burgess that the people who claim encounters with them are not always wackos but more often ordinary, sane folks whose worlds were rocked by something they can’t explain or understand.

And most spectacularly, Burgess actually casts some doubt on what's literally dug up.

Always on the move, by planes, trains automobiles-- and camper van-- Bloodline unspools like a Bourne or Bond flick, with tapped phone calls, mysterious deaths, strange, ominous characters and even a potential villain who could give Blofeld a run for his money. All the real-life mysteries and controversy aside, it’s an edge-of-your-seat, rollicking good ride and well worth the admission.

And as an independent feature that depends on an audience to survive, it’s worth the support.

BLOODLINE SHOWTIMES:

May 9th 2008
Village East Cinema
181 2nd Street, New York, New York, 10003
212 529 6998 www.villageeastcinema.com
SHOW TIMES: Fri - Sun Noon, 2:30pm, 5:15pm, 7:45pm, 10:30pm
Mon - Thurs 2:30pm, 5:15pm, 7:45pm, 10:30pm
Q&A schedule: Friday (9th) and Saturday (10th) after 7:45PM show
Sunday (11th) after the 2:30PM show

May 16th-22nd 2008
Laemmle's Sunset 5
8000 Sunset Blvd., West Hollywood, CA, 90046
323-848-3500 www.laemmle.com
SHOW TIMES: Daily: 1:10, 4:20, 7:00, 9:55
Q&A schedule: Friday (16th) after 7:00PM show
Saturday (17th) after 7:00PM show, Sunday (18th) after 4:20PM show

June 23rd (only) and June 30th-July 3rd 2008
Yelm Cinemas
201 Prairie Park St., Yelm, WA 98597
360.400.3456 www.yelmcinemas.com

The Seventh Python premieres on June 26th


We knew that The Seventh Python, the Neil Innes musical biopic from our pals at Frozen Pictures, would have its debut at the Mods & Rockers Film Festival this summer. Now we've gotten the release date:

Thursday, June 26th.

The film will be screened at the legendary Egyptian Theatre on the Hollywood Boulevard Walk of Fame, which we understand to be a more than fitting location, since the movie focuses on Innes' stubborn (and as Python John Cleese calls it, "brave") resistance to the starmaking machinery and celebrity culture.

Stay tuned here for more details about times, tickets and special guests at the screening-- and to win tickets (we have connections).

And check out The Seventh Python MySpace page, which is adding new friends by the day and features exclusive Innes performance video.

Thursday, May 08, 2008

Feathered T-Rex flies into Dr. Ruehl's Bizarre News



Tabloid Baby pal, contributor, columnist and TV, movie and music video star Dr. Franklin Ruehl Ph.D. goes back in time in this week's installment of The Realm of Bizarre News-- way back. He also has the answer to the musical question: "What is the word for a chicken lover?"

Eddy Arnold


Eddy Arnold died today at a care facility near Nashville, days short of his 90th birthday. His wife of 66 years, Sally, had died in March.

"What hurts me more than anything else is that he died of a broken heart," said his friend, Grand Ole Opry star Jim Ed Brown. "I don't think he ever recovered from that."

Eddy Arnold was one of the wealthiest men in country music. He once had this advice for young singers: "Get a good lawyer, a good accountant and be on time."

Early in his career, his manager was Colonel Tom Parker, who later took on another client.

Family & friends mourn Disneyland death victim


The death of anyone at The Happiest Place on Earth is bound to lead to headlines and even jokes as the demise is recorded among the unlikely off-kilter events in the "Disneyland Babylon" diaries. But a man's suicide by apparent autodefenestration last week at the Disneyland Hotel on Magic Way was tragic, and a reminder of the reality and real pain behind the tabloid curiosity value, as well as the psychological and medical issues that remain beyond a cure.

A dentist, husband, father, son, brother and friend is remembered in this
obituary in the Santa Cruz Sentinel:

Dr. John H. Newman, Jr. died unexpectedly on May 2, 2008 after a year long struggle with severe anxiety and depression. He was 48 years old.

John was born in San Mateo, CA and grew up in Santa Cruz. He graduated with honors from Harbor High and UCSF, majoring in chemistry. He completed his education with a doctorate degree from UCSF School of Dentistry, where he met his wife to be, Len Vita. He had a very successful family dental practice in Scotts Valley and Santa Cruz for the past 21 years. His practice was characterized by a thoughtful, patient-centered approach to dental care popular with children, adults and seniors alike. John also enjoyed teaching dental hygiene at Cabrillo College.

John was a talented singer and musician. He had a James Taylor-quality to his voice which brought him invitations to sing at weddings and local social events. He took special pride in his involvement with Holy Cross music ministry where he was a parishioner, choir member and cantor.

John had an engaging, enthusiastic personality. He loved traveling with family and friends, playing high level tennis, downhill skiing, sushi and Mexican food. He has left an ever lasting impression as a dedicated professional, great friend, loving father, husband, brother and son.

John is survived by his wife, Len Newman; daughter, Lindsay; son, Mitchell; parents, John Sr. and Jean Newman, sisters Judy Newman Rakela and Jenny Newman Stockford, brother, Jeff Newman.

The recitation of the rosary will be held on Thursday, May 8th at 7:00 p.m. at Holy Cross Church and the Mass of Christian Burial will be celebrated on May 9th at 12:30 p.m. at Holy Cross Church 126 High St Santa Cruz, Ca. The family would appreciate any donations be made to the John Newman Memorial Fund in care of Lighthouse Bank 111 Mission St. Santa Cruz, Ca 95060; 831-600-4018 to benefit the Holy Cross Music Ministry.

"My sponsorship offer was no setup! They set me up!" Publicist rages at Israel Professional Baseball League's deception and online smear

“Setup? Setup? I made an honest inquiry in good faith! Running an online ad for contributors and sponsors and then directing dupes to another company? That's a setup! I have a serious job to do and I’m being relied upon to do international marketing for an actual project that’s coming out in the summer of 2008-- not some pipedream. Who do these mooks think they are?

"How dare they accuse me of setting them up when they won’t give me a straight answer? If I weren't a gentlemen and professional they'd get a setup all right! A one-two to the kisser!”

Sam Peters, the publicist for our pals at Frozen Pictures (Full Disclosure: Sam has contributed to this operation) is steaming mad that the American-based businessmen behind the “Israeli Professional Baseball League” sign are accusing him—and Tabloid Baby-- of a “setup” in his query about buying sponsorship for the 2008 IPBL season that its frontmen, led by Miami millionaire Magnetix maven Jeffrey Rosen, continue to promise.

We reported exclusively yesterday that the IPBL's marketing rep Andrew Wilson refused repeatedly to answer Sam’s question of whether there will indeed be a 2008 IPBL season to sponsor and eventually suggested he advertise with the company’s basketball team!

Now, in wake of the international fallout of the implicit confirmation that there will be no IPBL this year, Rosen has responded. But rather than clearing the air with a direct answer, he's emailed copies of internal IPBL emails to Our Man Elli In Israel.

The first is from Andrew Wilson, to Rosen, Israel Association of Baseball president Haim Katz and its secretary-general Peter Kurz.

Date: Wed, 07 May2008 20:54
Subject: IPBL Sponsorship: Looks like it was a set up

Looks like the guy who was inquiring about the sponsorship was setup by tabloid baby. look at this: http://www.tabloidbaby.blogspot.com/

-Andrew


Peter Kurz replied:

Date: Wed, 07 May 2008 21:23:23
Subject: RE: IPBL Sponsorship: Looks like it was a set up

I cannot f--king believe that!!!!
Cant trust anyone these days!!!


Jeffrey Rosen packaged both correspondences and emailed them to Our Man Elli with the note:

“an Israeli weighs in”

Rosen's real motive may have been to continue his childish and anti-Semitic mockery of the internationally-respected journalist Elli Wohlgelernter’s name, by addressing the email to

"Elli Wollinger."

But according to Sam Peters, all of this is beside the point.

“I am livid at these idiots," says the veteran flak. "This was no set-up. This was a serious inquiry about sponsorship of the IPBL in the summer of 2008—in response to their ad! I don’t care what kind of pattycake these guys are playing with Israel’s sports governing body to grease the skids for them to play in 2009.

"I’m trying to run an advertising campaign and when Andrew Wilson strings me along and refuses to give me a straight answer to a simple question— there’s something funny going on here.”

We’ve reported since the beginning of the year that there was little hope for professional baseball in Israel in 2008 in light of the mess left behind by the Israel Baseball League in 2007. And we reported two weeks ago:

"The Israel Professional Baseball League, a rebel band born of the controversy and conflagration surrounding the IBL’s financial scandal, still hasn’t gotten the certification from the Israel Association of Baseball that would allow it to do business. One reason is that the IPBL has not agreed to pick up the million dollars in debt left by Larry Baras and his IBL. We hear that Miami Magnetix maven Jeffrey Rosen (the guy who can’t get Our Man Elli in Israel’s name right) has offered a payoff of $50,000 for the rights—for 2009!"

Tabloid Baby has reported, and in some ways, promoted the IPBL since the idea was first announced in November. The IPBL brass, however, have been very niggardly with information and cooperation, refusing to speak on the record, ignoring our questions, and in the bizarre case of former toymaker Rosen, taunting Our Man Elli.

But in the end, it is our hardworking friend, the publicist and webwriter Sam Peters who is feeling the sting.

“How dare they accuse me of setting them up? The website says specifically -- and I’m reading this off the screen: ‘Triangle is launching a NEW professional baseball league called the (IPBL) for the upcoming 2008 season. If you or your company is interested in becoming an official sponsor, investor, or friend of the (IPBL) please let us know.’ QUOTE! So who’s doing the setting up?

“I demand an apology! And so should sports fans and so should Israelis and so should my fellow Jews!”

As for us and Our Man Elli? Eh. We merely report. You decide.

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Field of Life, Pt. 2: The Baseball Kabbalah

Our Man Elli in Israel got a great kick out of Dov Abramson's Baseball Field of Life artwork, and in that light, reminds us that the connection between baseball and the Kabbalah has been bandied about for decades, and points to the writings of Reuven Goldfarb, the self-described "poet laureate, author, balladist, rhapsodist, baseball aficionado, rhymer, writer and kabbalist devotee":

"...My purpose in this article is to examine the resemblances between certain Jewish mystical and moral teachings and the folkways of baseball, beginning with the remarkable congruity I have noticed between the sefirotic Tree of Life and the positions of a team in the field when an opposing player is at bat.

"I will ask you to imagine the layout of a team--three outfielders, four infielders, and the 'battery"'(pitcher and catcher). That's a total of nine players. Add the batter, and you've got ten players on the field at the time the ball is put into play, the same number of Sefirot (spheres or Divine Emanations) that constitutes the Kabbalistic Tree of Life, a schematic drawing of the universe used by mystics to contemplate and comprehend the workings of God, the energy patterns set in motion by the Divine Will.


"According to this analogy, or metaphor, God might have said, 'Play ball!' instead of 'Let there be light!' And you've heard of the seventh inning stretch? Does that sound like Shabbat to you? Well, in any case, the tree, with its ten S'firot, may be superimposed upon the players in the field, poised to begin their game. And this is the correspondence, at least the way I read it:

"Keter /Crown
(Fontanel) Center Field

Chokhmah /Wisdom
(Right Brain) Right Field

Binah /Understanding
(Left Brain) Left Field

Chesed /Lovingkindness/Overflow
(Right Arm) Second Base

Gevurah /Strength/Discipline/Limit Setting
(Left Arm) Shortstop

Tiferet /Beauty/Harmony (
Heart) Pitcher

Netzakh /Victory/Endurance
(Right Thigh) First Base

Hod /Splendor/Grace
(Left Thigh) Third Base

Yesod /Foundation/Communication
(Sign of the Covenant) Batter

Malkhut /Sovereignty/Groundedness
(Feet) Catcher"

Read the entire article here, and as Elli suggests, read here and here while you're at it.

Israel baseball dreams inspire a Field of Life

Don't ever let anyone tell you that the Israel Baseball League left a stain on the Holy Land. Though it ended in financial disarray, accusations and shame, its weeks of play inspired all who watched the players in the game, not of the least of whom was graphic artist Dov Abramson, who's come up with his own spiritual metaphor in “Baseball: Field of Life.”

“A friend showed me an article a couple of years ago about the similarity in form between the [kabala] Tree of Life and the baseball diamond,” Abramson tells Ron Kaplan in the New Jersey Jewish News. “I always thought it would be cool to visualize the idea. I finally sat down and did it for Opening Day, 2008.”

Each defensive position on the baseball diamond, including a spot for the first base umpire, follows the Tree of Life design and retains the Hebrew headings.

"It got great response from baseball fans," Abramson tells Kaplan. "As with some of my work, which almost always deals with Jewish themes — sometimes in unexpected ways — I did expect some raised eyebrows about mixing kabala with baseball. But since I know that I did it with the utmost respect and with no intention of cheapening the kabala, I think it was received well.”

Abramson, 33, was born in Saratoga Springs, NY and now lives with his wife and two daughters in Jerusalem where he works as a “visual communicator.”

The article continues:

“I got bit with the baseball bug before I can remember,” said Abramson, who fondly recalled watching Yankees games broadcast by the late Phil Rizzuto and Warner Wolf on the evening news. “My parents tell the story that on the airplane to Israel, all I cried about was that I was being taken away from baseball.”


Needless to say, Abramson was overjoyed when baseball came to Israel in the form of the Israel Baseball League.

“Pro ball in the Holy Land? Never thought that would happen in my lifetime. So I dusted off the old gloves I brought with me in 1983, packed up the girls, and went to the ballpark at Gezer.”

“Even though I am married to an Israeli, speak Hebrew with my daughters, and rarely travel to the States, I now never miss a game or a stat.”

(...and a tip of the Tabloid Baby hat to authorized IBL biographer Ron Kaplan for the great story...)

"Would you be interested in sponsoring our professional basketball team?" Israel Professional Baseball League refuses sponsor; no ball in 2008


They’re not saying it’s over, and they may want us to think it ain’t over til it’s over, but because of what they’re not saying— and the way they’re not saying it-- it’s very clear that the Israel Professional Baseball League’s hopes for the summer of 2008 are definitely over.

Tabloid Baby has learned exclusively that despite recent player tryouts, sponsorship advertising and a wall of silence and stubborn obsfucation that rivals that of the Israel Baseball League from which it sprang, the corporate entity behind the IPBL is refusing offers of sponsorship and sending potential investors to the amateur Israel Association of Baseball-- and a basketball team!

The evidence comes from the publicists for our pals at Frozen Pictures, who are launching a worldwide publicity campaign for their film The Seventh Python.

“First of all, the reason I approached the IPBL is because they’re advertising for sponsors on their website,” says Sam Peters (right) of Good Story Productions, which does publicity for Frozen (Full Disclosure: Sam has also contributed to this site). “The production of the film and the great scandal of the IBL have progressed simultaneously and because of our web connections with TB, we thought it would be great fun to have Python sponsor an IPBL team.

"Think about it: The Petach Tikva Pythons, Bet Shemesh Bonzos, Ra’anana Rutles, Netanya Neils, Tel Aviv Ducks, Modi’in Idiots— I mean, imagine the team with a Duck logo-- or even Quacksie hats! Any one of those would get us ink around the globe.

“But when I wrote to the IPBL, I couldn’t get a straight answer. They refused to tell me whether or not they’ll play this summer. Then they tried to send me to their basketball team—until they finally referred me to the Israel Association of Baseball, who’ve offered us advertising on the Israel National Team.

Tabloid Baby has obtained the emails exclusively, charting Peters' correspondence with Andrew Wilson, the former IBL communications manager who’s now marketing representative for the IPBL.

After the initial exchange of emails in which Wilson was unclear about whether the IPBL would be in business this summer, Sam wrote:

“Chief among our priorities is having our sponsorship promoted on Israel ballfields this summer (we are promoting a film that will have a summer release). We understand that the Israel Baseball League is on a hiatus, so we had to pass there, but if your league will be playing this summer, we can move forward…”

Andrew Wilson replied:

“Hi Sam,

“Would you be interested in sponsoring our professional basketball team, Maccabi Haifa Heat? We are currently in the semi-finals of the playoffs and are packing Romema arena in Haifa. We are on our way to being promoted to the Premier League, the highest level of competition in Israel. The playoffs will be going on for another month (into June) in Israel.


“We have signage/banner opportunities, PA announcements, website banner advertisements. Haifa is the third largest city in Israel and our fans are supporting the team every home game. This would be an excellent way to promote the summer release of your movie…”


Sam replied:

“Andrew,

“All the opportunities you list would work out very well for our project, but the basketball milieu will not suit the summer, "take me out to the ballgame" image we seek. Need we sponsor an individual baseball team or can our film be a league sponsor-- with signage and banners through the season?


“Or should I take it from your reply that there will not be a baseball season? If that is the case, do you know if there is a semi-pro league in Jerusalem or among major cities?”


Andrew Wilson replied:

“Hi Sam,

“I do know some of some amateur baseball leagues in Israel that might be able promote your movie. I have copied Haim Katz and Peter Kurz both whom are in charge of the Israel Association of Baseball (IAB).

“Please be in touch with them regarding a possible baseball sponsorship opportunity.


“Best Regards,

Andrew Wilson

Marketing Representative
Triangle Financial Services, LLC”

Haim Katz of the IAB (Israel baseball’s governing body) responded within the hour, offering sponsorship opportunities with the Israel’s national team and junior teams.

The bottom line: The IPBL is finished—and in a very disappointing, disingenuous manner.

Back in November 2007, as financial questions, federal lawsuits and a bunker defense that saw its founder throw up the mattresses not only against the world but the ones who toiled so hard in his name toppled the nascent Israel Baseball League, the announcement that a group of IBL investors and players was forming a rival Israel Professional Baseball League seemed a breath of fresh air.

But in the months since, the nabobs connected with the league, from Miami millionaire Magnetix maven Jeff Rosen to player-attorney Alan Gardner, have been suprisingly secretive and arrogant about the state of their operation and their plans, despite tryouts that charged hopefuls $25 a head and a promise on its website that it would be “contacting players regarding their status by no later than the end of April” to let all potential players know whether they’d be called into action.

Rosen’s rude responses to Our Man Elli in Israel’s simple questions don’t reflect well on the IPBL’s future or intentions from its homebase far away in Miami.

In this case, their silence speaks volumes.

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Rock Star: Dr. Ruehl lights up another music video


Tabloid Baby pal contributor and columnist Dr. Franklin Ruehl, Ph.D. is getting quiet a reputation as a star of rock and hip hop music videos. A new generation is diggin' the Doc as he shines in clip like Sara Bareilles' Top 20 MTV video, Love Song, and Patent Pending from indie rock duo Heavens. The latest to be found is Light Up The Sky from hard-rocking Yellowcard.

Watch Dr. Ruehl's groovy entrance at 1:00 in; then watch what happens. Sez the good doctor: "I appear in as a ghoul looking through a telescope. At the end, we were drenched in yellow-orange rain, which was messy, but fun!"

None dare call it conspiracy but we pointed it out: Another fast food giant found dead (5th this year)

We’d prayed that we were wrong, that it was only a fluke that in the first three months of 2008, three founders of popular fast food chains-- and the inventor of a fast food favorite--turned up dead in quick succession. And after keeping an eye on the obits and trades through a tense April and finding no further calamities, we were eager to close the book on yet another "coincidence."

But now it’s happened again.

Weeks after the death of Herb Peterson, inventor of the Egg McMuffin, and following the passings in rapid and unexplained succession of Carl Carcher of Carl’s Jr. (January 11); Lovie Yancie of Fatburger (January 23), and Popeye's Fanous Fried Chicken founder Al Copeland, (March 23) we learn that Irvine "Irv" Robbins, co-founder of the Baskin-Robbins ice cream chain, has died in Rancho Mirage, California.

Robbins started up the Baskin-Robbins empire in 1947 with single shop in Glendale, California. His partner and brother-in-law, Burton Baskin (father of actor Richard Baskin, best known for his role in Nashville), died of a heart attack in 1967. He was only 54.

Baskin-Robbins has more than 5,800 shops— 2,800 in the United States.

Irvine Baskin was 90.

We return, regretfully, to the death watch.

Venice Walk starlet on verge of prime time stardom


One of the stars of Robert Hegyes' groundbreaking Internet webisode series, The Venice Walk, is about to break out big and become the next big prime time television star .

TVGuide.com reports that "the enchanting Brea Grant — who made quite the impression as Landry's short-lived rebound girl on Friday Night Lights — is joining the cast of Heroes next season as The Speedster."

The accomplished young Brea played Alli, a flirtatious, emanicipated minor with a thing for drummers and cocaine, in the acclaimed Venice Walk, which centers on a group of Venice Beach delinquents who must report to a parole office played winningly by TV icon-- and Welcome Back Kotter sweathog-- Hegyes.

The series is Hegyes' brainchild and baby. It was executive produced by our pals at Frozen Pictures, is generating hundreds and thousands of hits on has shown up on a number of Internet sites, most recently Unicorn Media.

Monday, May 05, 2008

Daniela Welteke Howden

Sad news. Daniela Welteke Howden, who moved 20th Century Fox Television into the international production business, has died after a long, brave battle against cancer.

Daniela was married to our pal Peter Howden. She was only 45.

German-born Daniela oversaw the Fox Television Studios' early moves into the international production business with the roll-outs of formats like Temptation Island, Joe Millionaire, The Simple Life and Murder in Small Town X. But she stepped down as executive VP and head of operations at Fox World in 2004 in order to focus on fighting cancer, a fight that ended April 25th in Australia. Members of her family, including Pete and friends were with her at the time.

Daniela had also worked as a programming executive on Twentieth TV shows, including daytime talkshow Fox After Breakfast and first-run talk strip Gabrielle. Before moving to the US, she worked at Germany's Beta Film on its US coproductions such as Baywatch, The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles and Scarlett.

She and Pete had a lot of joy together. We only wish they had more time.

Exclusive, unseen Neil Innes performance footage shows up on The Seventh Python MySpace page


So what's the greatest rock 'n' roll song ever? A candidate for the most influential, unsung talent in the field certainly is Neil Innes, the satirist, songwriter and performer who's being featured in exclusive, private performance video on the The Seventh Python MySpace page promoting his upcoming biopic.

Innes has been a prime mover for more than forty years, since his days in the Bonzo Dog Band (immortalized in Magical Mystery Tour, through his work with Monty Python, George Harrison and The Rutles, his recent Bonzos reunion album (without question one of the best of 2007)and now, finally getting his due with The Seventh Python, the musical feature from our pals at Frozen Pictures.


Python will premiere at the American Cinematheque's Mods & Rockers Film Festival in Hollywood at the end of June, and it's already generating tremendous buzz in the industry and in fan circles after a sneak screening on the Sunset Strip and a trailer that ran at Martin Lewis' unprecedented Rutles reunion at the Egyptian Theatre.


The first MySpace clip went up over the weekend. The Frozen team tells us they'll continue to add new, exclusive, unseen Innes clips up to the movie's premiere.

Friday, May 02, 2008

Death at Disneyland


There was a death at Disneyland today, but not on one of the attractions and not in the park.

A man believed to be in his 30s or 40s apparently jumped to his death today from the 14th floor of the Disneyland Hotel’s Wonder Tower. The man has not been identified. He jumped from a balcony in the hotel’s south tower onto a parking lot. Police say it was apparently intentional.

The man was in town on business and was staying in a room with a business associate; the business associate was in the room when the man jumped.

Police were called to investigate a possible suicide shortly after 11 a.m. at 1150 Magic Way. The man was pronounced dead at the scene.

As would be expected, Disneyland officials declined to comment on the incident, but at least they said they're working with Anaheim police during the investigation instead of acting like the old days when they'd have Goofy hose down the scene and cart the corpse away in the Haunted Mansion hearse.

Dr. Ruehl's Bizarre News gets sticky


The Realm Of Bizarre News, Episode XIX

Tabloid Baby pal, contributor, columnist and TV & movie star Dr. Franklin Ruehl, Ph.D. discusses the discovery of a new planet, the day the Earth stood still and sticky clothes in this week's installment of The Realm of Bizarre News.

What is the greatest rock 'n' roll song ever?

Hey, Steve Walz of The Jewish Press: Gai tren zich!

"I could write a megilla
about what went wrong

with the IBL and why,
but I'll leave that
to another Israeli-based
American journalist
who seems to revel
in his cynical print
and on-line IBL exposes.”

--Steve Walz,
Jewish Press blog


Nine months after Our Man Elli in Israel wrote the article that tore the lid off the scandals of the Israel Baseball League, close to half a year after we told you the league was dead in the water for 2008, the rest of the media is catching up and reporting what to our readers is an old story.

We don't mind when lazy journos don't give us credit for doing their legwork. But we're getting a little tired of the sycophant supposed professionals who take home paychecks each week for keeping their head down and staying beneath the radar, only to hurl offhanded insults at hardworking independent journalists who carry their water and do their work, all for the love of the story-- and the game.

The latest offender is Steve Walz of The Jewish Press. Mr. Bigshot Investigative Reporter has penned a nice long post on the JP blogsite in which he acknowledges the death of the IBL, calls its founder an "alleged charlatan" and slams Our Man Elli and this site-- all because we've been doing his job for him for the past nine months!

Dig the chutzpah of this schmuck:

"For all intents and purposes, one can start saying 'kaddish' for the Israel Baseball League, which has suspended operations after surviving a single season in the Holy Land… a terrific endeavor that was left in the hands of an alleged
charlatan who appeared to have fooled a large number of prominent minor and major league baseball investors and promoters... and in the end... left a trail of unpaid bills and acrimony. Efforts to oust the 'charlatan' who allegedly created the IBL from scratch, by the IBL's Board of Directors (including people close to the Yankees), failed miserably. A last minute attempt to create a new 4 team league this summer... also failed because the new 'owners' could not come up with a cogent business plan. 
Whether or not 'professional baseball' appears on the Israeli scene in 2009 is anyone's guess at this point….

“I could write a megilla about what went wrong with the IBL and why, but I'll leave that to another Israeli-based American journalist who seems to revel in his cynical print and on-line IBL exposes about the life and death of the IBL. The only remaining personal 'hana'a' (pleasure) I have from the IBL is watching two ex-members from 'my' team-the Modiin Miracle succeed in their professional baseball careers. Catcher Eladio Rodriguez, who hit .461 with 14 home runs in the short-season IBL, recently signed a contract to play for the Yankees AAA team in Scranton, PA…

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As I'm writing this blog, I cannot help but stare at the picture of yours truly enjoying a cola with Ron Blomberg... and Art Shamsky... just before a game at Gezer Field last summer, which is featured prominently on my desk. My journalistic instincts prompted me to set up this photo-op last summer, realizing that this was my 'Field of Dreams', perhaps never to be experienced again...at least in the Holy Land..."

Your journalistic instincts?

Those weren’t journalist instincts, boychick. Those were jock-sniffing wannabe cravings, and you can spare us the image of you sitting at your desk with your schmekel in your hand, nechvenining over Blomberg and Shamsky. Yeah, you could "write a megilla"-- but you didn't! You just copied our reporting! You wouldn’t have anything to blog about if it wasn’t for our hard work, from the IBL problems that you didn't cover because you were too busy drooling over autographed balls-- to our day-by-day chronicling of E-Rod’s meteoric ride.

We'll be speaking to your editor, putz. Apologies are in order-- from both of you.

(Click here to see where Schmendrick Walz gets all his "cynical" information on baseball in Israel-- and to get an idea of the scope of our coverage.)

¡Oh no! Yankees kick Eladio down to Single A

Israel baseball's great hope Eladio Rodriguez has gotten a lot closer to Yankee Stadium this morning— but only geographically. The slugging catcher has been demoted from the Triple A Scranton/Wilkes-Barre Yankees to the Staten Island Yankees— aka The Baby Bombers-- of the Single A Penn League, as injuries and player shuffles have the Pride of The Israel Baseball League bouncing around more than the 99 Bus in Jerusalem.

E-Rod, the IBL’s swing king co-MVP and mystery man won a controversial Yankees contract amid the fracas of the IBL’s post season scandals, played the winter in his homeland of the Dominican Republic, failed to show up for spring training with the Scranton/Wilkes-Barre boys, and then was called up from Florida after injuries and moves in the The Bronx had him poised to make it all the way to The Big Show.

But Chad Jennings, who covers the Pennsylvania Yanks for the Scranton Times-Tribune, writes:

Got the clubhouse today and saw the guy I wrote six months ago the Yankees should consider signing to a minor league deal. Catcher J.D. Closser (left) has joined the Yankees on a minor league deal and been assigned to Scranton/Wilkes-Barre. To make room for him on the Triple-A roster, Eladio Rodriguez was assigned to Staten Island... Given the state of the Yankees catchers, it makes sense to have another experience player in the fold.

Is the dream over? The Staten Island season doesn't start until June. We look forward to the weekend...

Thursday, May 01, 2008

¡Oy, Eladio! Now the Mets get into the Israel act!


The excitement among Jewish New York baseball fans over Israel Baseball League batting champ Eladio "E-Rod" Rodriguez landing on the Yankees AAA team a step away Yankee Stadium is spilling over and everybody wants to get into the act-- including the New York Mets!

The crosstown rivals (whose Miracle alum Art Shamsky managed the Modi'in Miracle of the doomed IBL) announced today that May 29 will be Israel Day at Shea Stadium. Israel's 60th birthday will celebrated with Israel entertainment, dancing, Glatt Kosher stands-- baseball, of course-- "and other surprises."

"Other surprises?"

Like what? Eladio's bris?

Er hot nit zorg!

They went too far! Reader targets TMZ sponsors



TMZ targets the innocent.

Now the innocent are targeting TMZ.

The porn-pushing (and probably profiting) , the indiscriminate targeting of celebrities, the subliterate grammar and smutty jokes, the cruel mockery of the deceased, masturbation over Matthew McConaughey and overall offensive odor weren’t enough to create a groundswell against the corporate porn-pushing gossip site TMZ.com, but when the site printed the name and photo of an alleged victim of child sex abuse yesterday, the “mainstream” news media and ordinary folk alike are noticing what’s being generated by an operation owned by AOL and Time Warner Inc.), the media conglomerate which also owns Time Warner Cable, Warner Bros., the magazine publisher Time Inc. and a group of cable channels that includes HBO, CNN, TBS and TNT.

This afternoon, a Tabloid Baby reader went a step further-- launching a write-in campaign to sponsors of the site, which is fronted by shaved bronzed midget Harvey Levin, but which, in a smutty double entendre, attributes most of its postings to "TMZ Staff."

Jim Spice (above, far left), a web consultant from Milwaukee and the man behind the Jim Spice website and Lousy Liberal blog writes:

“My response to TMZ advertisers:

“‘I am disappointed that a reputable business such as yours would choose to advertise on a website that identifies underage victims of sex crimes.

“‘I strongly urge you to pull your advertising from TMZ.com.’”

And he follows with web addresses of the following TMZ.com sponsors:

Dell Computers
Entertainment.com
Identity Guard
Verizon Wireless
Wachovia Finance
General Car Insurance
Lending Tree
Ulta Cosmetics

Now, being survivors of Terry Rakolta and other prigs who’ve organized letter-writing campaigns and censorship pressures on past enterprises we’ve been involved with, and unfortunately gave blossom to the stink flower TMZ, we can’t support the email barrage, but everyone is free to exercise his or her right to be heard.

TMZ Update: How many double entendres can the corporate porn-pushing gossips fit in a single sentence about Annie Leibovitz's sexy Miley photo?

You've got to hand it to shaved bronzed midget Harvey Levin and his rentboy team at the corporate porn-pushing gossip site TMZ.com: When their backs are against the wall and they're under attack, they don't roll over; they swallow hard and come out swinging as offensively as possible: For instance, this morning as they're featured on the Drudge Report for the journalistic, ethical and moral crime of posting the name and photo of a child involved in a sex abuse case, they post a story on the Miley Cyrus child sex photo scandal and pack it with an unprecedented smutty double-entendre-per-word percentage:

Annie Leibovitz -- Mouse Got Yer Tongue?
Posted May 1st 2008 10:17AM by TMZ Staff
Disney and the Cyrus family have been tearing Annie Leibovitz a new one since her bareback Miley pic came out in Vanity Fair -- but if the photog is pissed at 'em, she ain't gonna talk about it.

Now, let's parse that sentence:

"Disney and the Cyrus family have been tearing Annie Leibovitz a new one since her bareback Miley pic came out in Vanity Fair -- but if the photog is pissed at 'em, she ain't gonna talk about it."

What scumbags.

"Mainstream media" slams TMZ over boy sex

We've done a lot of jumping up and down about the immoral doings of the corporate porn-pushing gossip site TMZ.com-- with little support from the "mainstream media." Today that's all likely change, and even the one who use the gutter site as a source will jump on board, now that the following Associated Press story is featured on their cheat sheet, The Drudge Report:


TMZ identifies 14-year-old alleged sex crime victim

Apr 30, 9:00 PM (ET)

By DAVID BAUDER


NEW YORK (AP) - Breaking with standards widely followed by the mainstream news media, the celebrity Web site TMZ posted a story Wednesday about a 14-year-old who's a movie star's son and an alleged sex crime victim, and it ran the boy's picture.


The story said the boy was in a relationship with a 22-year-old woman, whose ex-boyfriend tipped off police that she was having sex with a minor. Police have opened an investigation, the story said.

Almost all news organizations refrain from identifying sex crime victims, let alone show their picture, because of the stigma often attached to it, said Kelly McBride, ethics group leader at the journalism think tank Poynter Institute. The Associated Press' policy is not to identify people in such cases.


"The reason the story is even interesting to TMZ is because of who the child is," McBride said. "I'm not sure that alone is enough to justify" identifying the boy.


Harvey Levin, managing editor of TMZ, refused to speak about the decision to run the story.

"The story speaks for itself," he said through a spokeswoman.


The story was not reported on the Web site's syndicated television show.


TMZ is owned by Time Warner Inc. (TWX), the media conglomerate which also owns Time Warner Cable, Warner Bros., the magazine publisher Time Inc. and a group of cable channels that includes HBO, CNN, TBS and TNT. A Time Warner spokesman referred calls on the matter to the company's Telepictures division, and a spokeswoman for Telepictures did not immediately return a call for comment.


If the victim in this case were a girl, McBride said she's not sure TMZ would have made the same decision.


"They think, 'Good for this boy, when any young boy has sex with an older woman it's not a crime'," she said, "when of course it is. It's just as harmful for boys as it is for girls."


The Internet means that the gatekeepers who traditionally control the news are no longer in charge, said Jay Rosen, a New York University professor who runs the Web site Press Think.
In many cases, such as coverage of politics, that's a good thing, he added.

"This, to me, is not one of those cases," Rosen said. "There are very good reasons for keeping these names out of the news no matter how much interest there is in them."

IBL updates website to claim credit for E-Rod

Eladio Rodriguez's overnight success and possible elevation to the New York Yankees has not only made international news, it's even worked a miracle-- waking the Israel Baseball League from the dead. The IBL's long-dormant website has been updated for the first time since Febuary 20th to make mention of E-Rod's assignment.

And yes, they misspelled the name of the city:

Eladio Rodriguez joins Scranton/Wilkes-Bare

04/29/2008 7:16 PM

The Israel Baseball League is pleased to announce that Eladio Rodriguez, this season's Co-Most Valuable Player, has been assigned to the New York Yankees' AAA Scranton/Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania minor league team. E-Rod, as he is now known, is excited about his opportunity and hopes to be able to continue his strong play from Israel this past summer and from the Dominican Republic this past winter. Eladio highlights what has been a strong group of IBL signings, which has now seen over 15 former IBL players sign professional contracts for this summer.

IBL honchos have not added any information clarifying the status of the IBL or its debts. Some mentions about a 2008 season have apparently been erased, though the site still lists games set for July 15th and 22nd and gives directions to ballparks.