...I went around to the front of the place, and was quickly engulfed by a mob of nearly a hundred twenty-somethings. But, LOOK! There she is! I spotted my quarry: a now bald-headed, trash talking, newly inked mother-of-two. Sporting a new pair of red lips on her wrist and a completely cut down pate, she definitely looks like the type that would man the drive-thru next to Kevin whats-his-name on the fry machine* (*please review the Federline Super Bowl commercial if you're having a tough time following the line of thought here)...Crowley was the first to notice that USC running back Reggie Bush was taking gifts. More shocking, close to a year before the "Pampered Astronaut" story, Crowley had a detailed post on excreting in space.
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