Tabloid Baby's correspondent in Jerusalem, Our Man Elli in Israel, is a TV star as a top correspondent for the Israeli Broadcasting Authority. But he's also star of Frozen Pictures' documentary project, Sex & Baseball, which gives him some authority when it comes to the movies. Put his investigative skills to to work on the Oscars, and he finds a new reason to dislike Ellen DeGeneres' performance as host:
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Our Man Elli catches Ellen stealing at the Oscars®
Tabloid Baby's correspondent in Jerusalem, Our Man Elli in Israel, is a TV star as a top correspondent for the Israeli Broadcasting Authority. But he's also star of Frozen Pictures' documentary project, Sex & Baseball, which gives him some authority when it comes to the movies. Put his investigative skills to to work on the Oscars, and he finds a new reason to dislike Ellen DeGeneres' performance as host:
We know that the host for the Oscars® has to really be on top of his or her game-- after all, this IS the biggest entertainment night of the year, they've just been given the plum assignment, and they better do an outstanding job or else their failure will be remembered longer than a success ever would.
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"IF THERE WERE'NT ANY JEWS OR ARABS , THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY
MIDDLE EAST INSTITUTE!"
WHO IS THIS PUTZ , ELLI?
IT WAS A DULL OPENING BUT WHAT SHE SAID WAS NOT MEANT TO BE A JOKE...
IT WAS CODE FOR :"IF IT THERE WEREN'T ANY LESBIANS,
THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY CUNNILINGUS" *
*cunnilingus |ˌkənlˈi ng gəs| |ˈkənəˌlɪŋgəs| |ˈkʌnɪˌlɪŋgəs|
noun
stimulation of the female genitals using the tongue or lips.
ORIGIN late 19th cent.: from Latin, from cunnus ‘vulva’ + lingere ‘lick.’
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