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Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Heather Mills' porno past: The tale of the teddy

Interesting note: analysis of the latest spread-eagle shots of Heather Mills show she's wearing the same lacy get-up she sports in simulated sex scenes with an aroused male model in the photo shoot for the 1988 German "sex manual" Die Freuden Der Liebe (The Joys Of Love) that first came to light in June 2006 around the time her split with Paul McCartney turned ugly. She'd defended those shots as "educational," but unless Heather had only one set of crotchless unmentionables to lug to various nudie shoots, the NSFW outtake (center) which apeared in a stroke magazine and was published this week by the News of the World seems to indicate that the Joys of Love session was far more explicit than she's let on and that the opposing camp is holding the photos showing Heather and her male counterpart in hardcore situations.

That's why this latest eruption doesn't make sense in light of her recent campaign against the tabloids. Without photo or video proof, allegations of a prostitute past are easier to refute. But we'd assume that Heather remembers how she'd posed and must know that whatever skeletons remain rattling in her closet are sure to tumble out eventually.

We'd say she'd do herself and her case a lot of good by admitting upfront to the extremes we was forced to take in her hardluck past, if only to limit further ridicule.

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