Paris Hilton sings Happy Birthday to Hugh Hefner at his 80th birthday party.
Watch the video here.
The act was committed over the weekend at the Playboy Mansion.
Move over, Marilyn! We can't wait for the album!
(Fun facts: Paris' performance was, of course, a grotesque parody of Marilyn Monroe's breathy rendition of the song at President John F. Kennedy's birthday party at Madison Square Garden in 1962. Marilyn was Hef's first Playboy centerfold, and Hef has reserved the crypt next to Marilyn's at the Westwood Memorial Park.)
...and a tip of the Tabloid Baby hat to Ross G...