Friday, December 02, 2005

Mitzvahpalooza fallout: Oy!

Jesus f-in' Christ! What's going on out there?

First, thanks to Gawker.com for the new Tabloid Baby tagline:

"Tabloid Baby does some impressive reporting work!"

And to the anti-Semitic dirtbags who turned the November 29 comment board into an Aryan Nation-Al Qaeda dating site:

...a Christmas gift for you!


Alex Weininger said...

Writing from a news network, trying to find out about getting clearance to use the Bat Mitzvah pictures you took. Can you please contact me at Alex.Weininger@turner.com

Thank you

Anonymous said...

Tabloid, check your dictionary hon, should you own one or even know what one looks like. This defintion of *Semite* from my Oxford Dictionary:

Semite: member of any of the peoples suposedly descended from Shem, including esp. Jews AND ARABS.

See, Tabloid, the big problem is that Ashkenazi Jews like this Brooks chap, are not Semites, they are converts, but if we are to use the word *anti-Semite* in the way that I construe you have (and pardon me if I'm incorrect) you are specifying the word *anti-Semite* to mean *anti-Jew*

Again, Arabs are true Semites while many of the Jews who run Israel are Ashkenazi and thus converts. I would suggest you take a quick trip to the *Holy Land* and see for yourself.

For myself, being a Catholic, I cannot forget the Israeli siege of the Church of the Nativity back in May of 2002. Priests and monks of all Christian religions were held captive, shot at and forced to starve, eating the leaves off lemon trees, while the Israel *Defense* Forces held them hostage in the very spot that Christ was said to be born.

And Tabloid, I have traveled extensively in 20 countries. Let me talk about Tibet: in Tibet I had a gun aimed at me three times by Chinese soldiers, once for trying to take a picture of a stupa, a Buddhist holy site.

I spoke, thru a translator, to Tibetans who described at length the horrors they'd endured under the brutal Chinese occupation.

I bring this up now because I can speak freely about the brutal Chinese occupation of Tibet without being called "anti-Chinese."

Israel is not sacrosanct (and again, Tabloid, attempt to find a dictionary -- sacrosanct means sacred) and what is truly stunning is that Chinese operatives DID NOT GET US INTO A WAR TO BENEFIT CHINA, unlike Feith, Perle, Wurmser, Wolfowitz, Kristol, Abrams, Luti, etc., ad nauseam, who actively collaborated with Israel's Likud party to feed us lies in order to invade Iraq.

Yet I can criticize China freely, but Israel -- whoa girl you're an *anti-Semite* (and again Arabs are true Semites) when I just point out the facts -- that Israel, as Sholmo Brom, former head of Israeli intelligence pointed out, LIED about Iraq's WMD in order to get the US to invade Iraq.

Tabloid, time to enlist, because Israel has many more wars in store for us. Go to Antiwar.com and see what horrors await your generation, though I guarantee you, mitzvah gal will not be alongside you in the trenches she's be choking down $300 margaritas as you die bloodied in her father's defective armor.

Anonymous said...

From Merriam-Webster online:


One entry found for anti-Semitism.
Main Entry: an·ti-Sem·i·tism
Pronunciation: "an-ti-'se-m&-"ti-z&m, "an-"tI-
Function: noun
: hostility toward or discrimination against Jews as a religious, ethnic, or racial group

Anonymous said...

Compact Oxford English Dictionary


• noun hostility to or prejudice against Jews.

— DERIVATIVES anti-Semite noun anti-Semitic adjective.

Anonymous said...

Go ahead and tell Arabs they're not Semites (gurgling with laughter now)

And by the way, what exactly did Arabs or Muslims, much less PALESTINIANS have to do with the Jewish Holocaust IN GERMANY?

Geography lesson needed poste haste for Tabloid Baby and his/her generation.

One guess!!!! OK, I'll spell it out for you since you seem a little slow on the uptake -- NOTHING. ARABS AND MUSLIMS HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE JEWISH HOLOCAUST.

Oxford Dictionary of Current English 1986
Semitic: of languages of the family including Hebrew AND ARABIC (Hebrews used to speak Aramaic but I guess this lot is too dumb to know that)

Se·mit·ic P Pronunciation Key (s-mtk)
Of or relating to the Semites or their languages or cultures.
Of, relating to, or constituting a subgroup of the Afro-Asiatic language group that includes Arabic, Hebrew, Amharic, and Aramaic.

Anyone who has been to Israel knows the deep divide between the Ashkenazi Jews and the Sephardic, also the way Arab Israelis (i.e., those who have lived on that land for millenia) are treated like chattel.

Democracy my a*s, Israel is a self-identified Jewish state. One that we give billions of dollars to for its population of 5.8 million people, works out to more than $3,000 per Israeli per year. Imagine if we spent that on our own kids...

Israel is carrying out the genocide of the native Palestinians, and her operatives in this country, in OUR government and OUR media, lied us into a war against a country, Iraq, that only threatened Israel, if that.

Israel wants the old Aqaba pipeline that ran from Kirkuk, Iraq, to Haifa, *Israel* through Syria . The pipeline was shutdown in 1948, but Israel, using our troops as cannon fodder, is determined to restart it.

It will cut Israel's dependence on Russian oil, giving a huge boost to Israel's economy, and what do they care if a couple hundred thousand dumbf*cks from b*ttf*ck Arkansas get killed as along as they get what they want.

In fact Arutz Sheva, Israel National News, waxed triumphantly in March or April of 2003 with a headline crowing "This War (the invasion of Iraq) is for us (Israel)!"

I can dig out that article if you want me to, and I have a whole stack of articles on the neo-cons, their alliances to Israel and the lies they fed us to get into Iraq.

But let's go forward!!! It's on to Iran and Syria! Tabloid, ENLIST! Prove that you are an anti-Semite (because most Syrians are Semites, though Iranians are Persian) and KILL SYRIANS!

Because, after all, Syria is an imminent threat to the US. There will be mushroom clouds over US cities if secular Syria is allowed to go unchecked. NOT.

In the meantime, Israel has more than 200 nuclear warheads and the ability to deliver them to western Russia, northern Africa and middle Europe. But don't trust me, DO A FRIGGIN' WEBSEARCH.

The Israelis had their day at the pity party, but now Americans are waking up to what the rest of the world has known all along, that Israel is a parasite, and that it is one that kills its host, in this case us, the United States of America.

Again, Tabloid, ENLIST. Because that way you'll serve less time then when the draft comes, and it's coming. We've run out of bodies to fight Israel's wars, so your, no doubt gorgeous one, and every American between 18-33, will be next in line.

Hope your *transfer tube* is a nice one and hope your parents don't cry too hard, because after all you died for a *good* cause , the welfare of another country!

elli said...

on the arab/jew semite issue: technically, that is correct, jews and arabs are semites. but antisemitism as we have come to know it is directed against jews, and those who make an issue out of it are invariably antisemites. one way out, which i endorse and is the style at a few papers, is to spell it as one word, not with the hyphen (anti-semite/tism), as that is only jew-hating and nothing else.

Anonymous said...

"Israel is not sacrosanct (and again, Tabloid, attempt to find a dictionary -- sacrosanct means sacred) and what is truly stunning is that Chinese operatives DID NOT GET US INTO A WAR TO BENEFIT CHINA, unlike Feith, Perle, Wurmser, Wolfowitz, Kristol, Abrams, Luti, etc., ad nauseam, who actively collaborated with Israel's Likud party to feed us lies in order to invade Iraq."

Truly awesome stuff. Insightful, incredible, commentary from someone who clearly knows what they're on about (and what they're we're against).

More please... please continue, because "freedom talk" feeds my soul.