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Monday, November 05, 2007

Ramones curse murder: Latin lovers off the hook?


The New York Post reports that “cops apparently don’t have any suspects” in the Linda Stein murder case. The paper reports that police have apparently ruled out Stein's former lover, Francisco Arena, 65, and her fired 49-year-old office underling Raul Diaz-Bernal, because neither man appears on the security videotape of her building on the day she was killed.

The Post says that the former Ramones manager “was repeatedly smashed in the head and neck with a weapon with a jagged edge, suggesting… a crime of passion.”

It mentions that her body, “lying in a pool of blood, was found in the living room of her 18th-floor apartment by her filmmaker daughter, Mandy, 32.”

And the Post points out that “despite her grief, Mandy, who has climbed mountains and plays hockey, ran in yesterday's New York City marathon,” and “completed the 26.2-mile course in six hours, one minute and 17 seconds.”

We belong to the Writers Guild and we're on strike

Sunday, November 04, 2007

Exclusive! Dodger Stadium awaits Torre newser


This is Dodger Stadium, 24 hours before Monday morning's 10 a.m. news conference welcoming Joe Torre back to Los Angeles. Podiums will be set up in center field for the official announcement that he'll be taking over as manager for the Dodgers' 50th season in LA.

Meanwhile, Sweet Lou Johnson signed balls and calendars outside the stadium this morning. The Major League left fielder throughout the Sixties (1960-69) played for the Dodgers from the Summer of the Watts Riots through the Summer of Love, and is now an integral part of the Dodgers’ community relations efforts and member of the Dodgers Speakers’ Bureau.

Another example of why TMZ is so despicable

The weekend crew at the corporate porn-pushing gossip site TMZ.com can always be counted on to betray its soulless core-- and they don't even need crass writing, aggression or smut:
"A TMZ photog was faced with a tough dilemma last night: continue interviewing "Borat" star Ken Davitian or ditch him mid-sentence to go after George Clooney. He chose Clooney, so he gets to keep his job.

"TMZ was outside of Dan Tana's last night, talking to Davitian about his new projects, when Danny Ocean himself came strolling out. So the lensman did what any photog worth his salt would do -- ditched Davitian to follow Clooney and his girl to their car.

"Well played, sir..."

Virginia Madsen & Katharine McPhee star at Sunday morning Dodgers Stadium diabetes walk




Virginia Madsen & Dorian Gregory lead walkers around the stadium

photos © Tabloidbaby.com

Exclusive! If Warhol did Wohlgelernter...


Our Man Elli has another big story on the way. Stay tuned...

Saturday, November 03, 2007

Why does The New York Times keep getting it wrong when it comes to that video of Preppie Killer Robert Chambers pulling the head off that doll?


The New York Times was once known as "the paper of record." Its actions and embarrassments in recent years have certainly tarnished its reputation. But why can't they get the facts right on a classic New York City crime story? In the week and a half since Preppie Killer Robert Chambers was arrested for cocaine possession, they've repeatedly misstated a crucial detail of the story that the original tabloid television show made a part of cultural history.

Before Chambers was sentenced, Rafael Abramovitz of A Current Affair acquired a videotape that showed Chambers at a party, snapping the head off a small doll. "Oops, I think I killed it," Chambers cracked, the doll's head in his hand.

But in Sunday's (tomorrow) paper, The Times reports:
Shortly after the trial, a video was broadcast on the tabloid television news program “A Current Affair” that showed Mr. Chambers at a slumber party with several young women, including Ms. Kovell.

During a game of charades, Mr. Chambers pretended to choke himself. In another sequence, he could be seen twisting off a doll’s head and saying, in a falsetto, “Oops, I think I killed her.”
"I think I killed her." That's wrong. And it's at least the second time the Times has repeated the factoid, despite our mention of the original twisting of the words-- and where it took place-- on October 23rd.

Chambers actually said, "I think I killed it."

It.

It. It. It. " I think I killed her" just sounds better.

And that's why writer-director John Herzfeld, who'd go on to direct movies like 2 Days in The Valley and 15 Minutes (the Robert De Niro-Ed Burns flick that features Tabloid Baby author Burt Kearns, along with Maury Povich and Jerry Springer, on the DVD), changed the line to "Oops, I think I killed her" in the TV movie, The Preppie Murder. Herzfeld's decision was criticized at the time.

So how why does the New York Times keep getting it wrong?

They made the same mistake on October 24th:
His image as a cold-hearted killer was magnified after the trial with a tabloid television program’s release of a video showing him twisting off a doll’s head and saying, “Oops, I think I killed her.”
We'd figure someone would have caught the error by now. What, is Alessandra Stanley doing copy editing?

But hey, we will give credit where it's due and hand it to The Times for this little nugget in tomorrow's story:

"On the August night 21 years ago when Mr. Chambers walked out of Dorrian’s Red Hand, an Upper East Side bar, with Ms. Levin and took her to Central Park, there had been a battle for his affection between her and a woman he had been dating. The other woman told Mr. Chambers she was through with him. The prosecutor said that fueled the rage that led Mr. Chambers to strangle Ms. Levin. (That girlfriend, Alex Kapp, went on to graduate from Dartmouth College and become an actress. Now Alex Kapp Horner, she appears as Lindsay in the CBS situation comedy 'The New Adventures of Old Christine,' starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus.)"

Remembering Red Rubber Ball


One of the greatest singles of the Sixties was Red Rubber Ball by The Cyrkle. It's up their with the other greatest singles of the Sixties, a list that includes:
1-2-3 by Len Barry;
98.6 by Keith;
Lightnin' Strikes by Lou Christie;
Come On Down To My Boat by Every Mother's Son;
and Sunshine Superman by Donovan.
Paul Simon wrote Red Rubber Ball. John Lennon came up with the group's name. Our Man Elli in Israel emails to tell us that Tom Dawes, a founding member of The Cyrkle, has died, and to turn us on to a "great obit" that "touches on a lot of stuff, and answers the trivia question: Who opened for the Beatles on their final United States tour?"

Exclusive: He killed Linda Stein?

We won't name names. But punk rock sources have pointed to one suspect from the start.

Ramones curse murder: A tale of two daughters


Linda Stein, who went from co-manager of the Ramones to realtor-to-the-rock stars to tragic victim of the Ramones curse, is being turned in death into “New York’s tough, gutsy, brilliant, funky & spunky poster child.” At her funeral services at the Riverside Memorial Chapel, mourners eyed each other suspiciously, and New York City’s ’s tabloid reporters looked for clues (but which one used a tape recorder to get the quote right?):
The New York Times:

Mara Hennessey, who met Ms. Stein while working on a book about the Ramones, said that investigators should have attended the service and done “a Miss Marple.”

“It was probably someone who knew her, so this is where they should start,” she said, eyeing the parade of mourners.

“We have not identified a suspect,” said Paul J. Browne, the Police Department’s chief spokesman.

The law enforcement official said that investigators had spoken briefly to an associate of Ms. Stein’s, Raul Bernal.

The police corrected one detail of their initial account of the killing, saying that Mandy Stein (right, with mother) was alone, not with a friend, when she discovered her mother’s body at 10:30 p.m. on Tuesday. It is thought that Ms. Stein was killed sometime in the afternoon.

Ms. Stein’s other daughter, Samantha Stein-Wells (top, with husband)… described how she and her sister had gone to see their mother’s body yesterday morning and had vowed that the killer would be found.

“We had to see her one last time,” she said, to see what the killer “had done to her.”

NY Daily News:

"I had to see her one last time," said a choked-up Stein-Wells, who, with her younger sister, Mandy, viewed their mom's body Thursday night. "One last time to see what this bastard had done to her.

"And we stood there and we promised that justice will be served. We won't stop until justice is served."

The Fifth Ave. murder remains a mystery.

The NY Post:

Stein-Wells said she and her sister Mandy had viewed their mother's remains for the final time Thursday night as morticians struggled to cover up the damage the killer had wrought.

"It took them three hours to prepare her body. Usually it takes one hour," she said. "I had to see one last time what this bastard had done."

Investigators have been slowly interviewing everyone close to Stein - including a disgruntled ex-employee, Raul Bernal, 49, who was fired after he fought with her over a commission on a high-priced real-estate deal. They also collected DNA samples and fingerprints from nine members of a construction crew that had been working on the roof at the time and took some hand tools in for analysis.

Detectives have been stumped because no one remembers anyone going to Stein's apartment that day and no one suspicious appears on the surveillance tapes.
(NOTE: Mandy directed the recent Johnny Ramone documentary, "Too Tough To Die.")

Friday, November 02, 2007

Humallary? Hillahuma?


It's probably unfair, but the story about Huma Abadin is gaining traction, the estimable Luke Ford is all over it, and the buzz is that the LA Times is sitting on a very explosive exclusive. Now the Times had no compunction about ratf-cking Arnold Schwarzenegger with sex groping allegations five days before his first gubernatorial election (which got us so angry at the cheap shot that we voted for him)...

...but the Times likes Hillary...

What, Him Worry? Our Man Elli talks about the Israel Baseball League books that his work inspired


Our Man Elli in Israel, who turned the first season of the Israel Baseball League into an international subject of debate with brutally-honest exposé that was first published here, responds exclusively to news that there are two books on the IBL’s maiden voyage in works— one by a star player who got screwed when his last paycheck bounced, and the other a potential “official” version by a New Jersey sportswriter and PR man who’s got the blessing of league founder Larry Baras.

Elli, who'd been offline because of sick kids at home in Jerusalem, says about the book from Tel Aviv Lightning star Nate Fish: “I’m excited to hear about it! Nate is not only a great player but a great guy, and most importantly, an honest one. He refused to go along with the league's attempt at gagging players from telling the truth about what was happening all summer. I have no doubt that he’ll tell a great story.

"His book will be a first-person account—and an honest account-- of what took place during the IBL summer of 2007. And he’ll be able to offer an even more detailed description than what I gave, because he lived it, and he saw what the rest of the players went through, and how they were all treated by the league."

And before shutting down for Shabbos, he had these words for Ron Kaplan, who told us he’s writing a book with the “cooperation” of the embattled Boston-based IBL boss, and misspelled Elli’s name (as “Eli”) when he mentioned that he found Our Man’s article “a bit unnecessarily harsh”: “Kaplan says he’s not writing an exposé? So what is it? Considering that he’s someone who wasn't there watching the league—who wasn’t even in Israel- I question what he’ll be able bring to the table that hasn't already been written about everywhere over the last two years.

“The fact that Kaplan says he has approval from league management, and that he’d found my exposé ‘was a bit unnecessarily harsh, given the circumstances of the start-up enterprise,’ seems to promise that he’ll be offering the same spin that's been spun by the PR machine and repeated by the media everywhere.

“I look forward to what Nate Fish will write, cover and reveal… from the inside!”

And then it was lights out.

Ramones curse update: The murder suspects


The New York Times loves a tabloid murder mystery, but the real clues in the Ramones curse killing of Linda Stein are revealed by the tabloid crime reporters from the New York Daily News and New York Post:

Cops spent hours Thursday grilling the 62-year-old victim's ex-lover, contractor Francisco Arena, before cutting him loose.

Arena, known for expert stone and glass work, did several renovations for Stein.

Sources said the murder weapon was likely a hammer.

Detectives also grilled Stein's ex-assistant, Raoul Garcia Bernal, a handsome Romeo type, the sources said. Bernal, 49, was not charged, but could be questioned again. NYPD officials were careful not to call him a suspect.

Bernal, whom Stein's friends called "The Cuban," recently had a falling-out with her, pals said.

"Raoul was a handsome young guy, and he led Linda on so she thought they would have an affair. So far as I know, they never did," said a friend.

The friend said Stein and Bernal co-brokered several deals, but she grew tired of his skirt-chasing shenanigans. "

Bernal was one of the few friends who did not call the Stein family with condolences after her murder, a family friend said.

Raul Diaz Bernal, 49, had been fired as Stein's assistant at the powerful Prudential Douglas Elliman brokerage firm a few months ago following the dispute, in which he allegedly accused her of stiffing him on a sale.

He had the keys to her posh Fifth Avenue apartment, where she was found bludgeoned to death.

Bernal, described by neighbors in his East 90th Street building as handsome man who lives with a beautiful blond girlfriend. (Note: The News refers to him as “Garcia Bernal,” the Post as “Diaz Bernal.” We’ll see who got the name right.)

Investigators also wanted to speak to several others who knew Stein.

Police also believe that several other people had the keys to Stein's apartment, and want to talk to them.

Other friends of Stein, who survived bouts with cancer and had two mastectomies, told cops to hunt for her high-end marijuana dealers. All of them dressed well and some delivered weed to her flat in wooden boxes inlaid with ivory.

(Note: The Post headlines the "Axed Aide," while it's the "Ex-Lover" and "pot dealers" topping the News story.)

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Exclusive: Who Killed Linda Stein?


"I think it was her Latin lover who showed up at her beach house unanounced."
-- Legs McNeil to Tabloid Baby

"A friend of Miss Stein said she recently ended a relationship with a 'Latin lover-type'."
--London Telegraph

"She would have loved the publicity, friends said. One music-business friend said she might even have loved being part of a tabloid story."
--The stately New York Times

The murder of former Ramones co-manager Linda Stein (whose ex-husband gave the cursed band their record deal) remains a mystery and a real-life Law & Order episode (and you can bet the Law & Order writers are already working up a script befor the impending strike forces them to lay down their pencils. It is an ultimate tabloid story, which in the end will result in an arrest either all too obvious, unexpected or depressingly mundane, but whose juicy details are lovingly, meticulously savored and laid out by the stately New York Times:
"Linda Stein, the punk-rock manager turned real estate broker who was found bludgeoned to death on Tuesday in her Fifth Avenue penthouse, was a vibrant and volatile person who aroused strong and often contradictory feelings in those who knew her, friends and colleagues said yesterday as the police struggled to find a motive in her killing.

"Police... stressed that the case could still go in any direction.

"Detectives questioned nine construction workers who were on the roof... The construction foreman, Manuel Chiqui, said that the workers had signed forms allowing DNA tests and that investigators had fingerprinted them and vacuumed their clothes.

"Perhaps seeking to dispel parallels to the death last year of Adrienne Shelly, an actress who was killed by a construction worker after complaining about noise, Mr. Chiqui said the workers had nothing to do with the crime...

"The police have also questioned several people who knew Ms. Stein, including friends and relatives, an acquaintance who once worked with her, and a former companion. But they have not officially identified a suspect in the case.

"Investigators... believe Ms. Stein spent time with someone in the middle of the afternoon and then received some telephone calls.

"(Former Ramones co-manager Danny) Fields, a longtime friend, said she was struggling to break ties with a 'distasteful' ex-companion whom she dated about a year ago.

“'She hated him,' he said, adding that Ms. Stein had told him the last straw was taking the man to a $5,000 charity ball where he walked off saying, 'I’m going to work the room.'"

EXCLUSIVE! BARAS' REVENGE! ISRAEL BASEBALL LEAGUE FOUNDER AUTHORIZES BOOK TO COUNTER OUR MAN ELLI'S EXPOSÉ! EXCLUSIVE: "ELI (sic) WAS A BIT HARSH"

Two books about the snakebit first season of the Israel Baseball League are in the works and rushing to publication—and though neither is written by Our Man Elli in Israel, one of them is authorized by the league founder who’s been waging a behind-the-scenes smear campaign about the author of the article, first published here, that offered a no-holds-barred investigation into a bumbling, dangerous operation that cared more about the bottom line than the fans or the athletes.

One of the books is being written by Nate Fish, the All-Star infielder from Brooklyn, also known as the Pride of the Tel Aviv Lightning. Nate is not only a heavy hitter, but a straight shooter, and his insider's account could turn out to be the IBL's Ball Four.

Remember, as controversy swirled over Elli Wohlgelernter’s article in September, Nate was one of the few players brave enough to go public, telling us that his last IBL paycheck “bounced— which pretty much sucks.” Nate is bound to be candid and compelling, and edited well (Elli?), the book could be a delight.

More interesting for a different reason is the book from New Jersey-based sportswriter and public relations consultant Ron Kaplan (caricatured, above right), who tells us he’s got a “verbal agreement” with McFarland sports and reference book publishers to write a book on the IBL's first season.

What’s more, the book is being written with the cooperation of IBL founder Larry Baras of Boston, who until now has attempted damage control by with a behind-the-scenes character attack on Our Man Elli, the journalist who wrote the Story of Record about the launch of the IBL when he wrote the New York Times article that told the world that IBL's Opening Day was nigh. (In other words, Elli gave Baras and company the ultimate PR!)

"It is not an exposé"

After months of fierce argument among Israelis and sport fans, and shoot-the-messenger slurs that painted Elli as the killer of Israel’s baseball dream, Ron Kaplan officially entered the debate—and our radar screen— on Monday, when he commented on our exclusive report about the connection between the New York Yankees’ signing of two IBL players with little chance of making the Majors— and the Yankee honchos on Baras’ advisory board: Kaplan wrote, in part:
“…I would be more suspicious if the Yanks had signed on of the Israeli-born players, with less experience… I guess some people have no patience. They expect the fledgling league to start off making millions of dollars in a culture where the sport is totally foreign, with no negative experiences at all.”
If that sounded a bit like the Baras party line, it’s also the theme of Kaplan’s planned book. “I hope it will be an honest look at the joys and hardships of beginning a new enterprise, including the difficulties,” he tells Tabloid Baby. “I have several players lined up for interviews and they seem very forthcoming so far. This is meant as a baseball book marking an historic occasion. It is not an exposé.”

It is not first-person, either

Kaplan tells us that “in my job as sports editor for a weekly Jewish publication I have done many stories on the league,” but admits his “is not a first-person account,” as he lives in New Jersey and has never been closer to an IBL game than Hoboken.

Even so, he insists, “I thought Eli's (sic) article was a bit unnecessarily harsh, given the circumstances of the start-up enterprise. Bringing baseball into a culture that has no experience experience with it, no infrastructure behind it, is bound to prove difficult.”

The man who also runs the Ron Kaplan’s Baseball Bookshelf website is cagy about whether his book will be the “authorized” (read “whitewashed”) version of history, approved by Larry Baras. “I have spoken to Baras about it and he has not objected to it, so I suppose I have his cooperation.”

Whitewash

Any author will have to roll many layers of whitewash to cover up Elli’s already-classic and never-refuted exposé of a league that played to an overseas— not Israeli— audience, and failed to live up to the most minor league standards when it came to accommodations amenities or even adequate ice, leading to a season that wil be remembered for:

“...more errors than hits: players threatening to strike when paychecks were late; a manager hired to help give face to the fledgling league leaving in the middle of the season, after trashing the league to the media; and a player almost killed by a batting practice line drive, an accident that might have been prevented with proper equipment.”

After the article was first published on Tabloid Baby on August 28th, it appeared in various forms in Jewish weeklies across America. It was plagiarized by a Chicago Tribune reporter, and caused great backlash among baseball fans and league boosters, many of whom characterized the missteps of the first season as typical to any startup operation.

“Not so!” responded players and other insiders, who responded with stories of bounced paychecks, unpaid deals and dangerous field conditions.

Nixon

That was when Baras responded behind the scenes by taking shots at the messenger.

The IBL fundraiser could not refute the facts of the story, so he spread rumours that Our Man Elli was a disgruntled job seeker and had an axe to grind- rumours that were helped along by the whispering of advisers and cohorts like New York Yankees flak Marty Appel, whose malicious gossip about the veteran respected international journalist Wohlgelernter drew him even closer to Richard Nixon than did his relationship with the Alzheimer’s-afflicted felon George Steinbrenner.

We’ve contacted Our Man Elli about this latest turn of events. Stay tuned for his response.
Our thanks to Ron Kaplan for his forthright statement to Tabloid Baby this afternoon:
I would appreciate you NOT (running a story) at this point. No contract has been signed, just a "verbal" agreement.

In answer to your questions, however:

It is not a first person account. In my job as sports editor for a weekly Jewish publication I have done many stories on the league.

I have spoken to Baras about it and he has not objected to it, so I suppose I have his cooperation.

I hope it will be an honest look at the joys and hardships of beginning a new enterprise, including the difficulties. I have several players lined up for interviews and they seem very forthcoming so far. This is meant as a baseball book marking an historic occasion. It is not an expose. I thought Eli's article was a bit unnecessarily harsh, given the circumstances of the start-up enterprise. Bringing baseball into a culture that has no experience experience with it, no infrastructure behind it, is bound to prove difficult.

I have corresponded with Nate, who was a player in the IBL, but was unaware of his project; in any case, I'm sure our audiences will be different. It's not a race to see who gets published first.

Heather Mills takes a cue from Michael Lohan

Gold-digging, Beatle-fleecing one-legged former porn model Heather Mills, who got herself a spot on the last season on Dancing with The Stars in an attempt to ingratiate herself with the American public and recast herself as a "charity campaigner," has gone on the international attack amid her drawn-out divorce from sad old Beatle Paul McCartney. The alleged ex-prostitute is telling big-forum personalities like Diane Sawyer and Matt Lauer that she considered suicide in wake of the split and that she's just a victim of the media (and the big-forum news organizations are always happy to sign exclusivity deals that allow their high-profile subjects to have their say, largely unchallenged, in a sympathetic setting).

Funniest of all, Heather's started up a website "Youcare.com" "for people to log on and register supposed lies reported in the press." The idea is startlingly similar to the television show Lindsay Lohan's father Michael dreamed up three years ago. was a series in which Lohan and a team of pretty investigators would seek out the ones who spread malicious gossip in the media-- and expose them and their lies. Michael's prison stint interrupted his plans.

But now that he's a free man again, he's got a super reality television project in the works with our pals at Frozen Pictures.

Meanwhile, Heather's most pointed attack is aimed at the cheeky London Sun tabloid-- which her website calls "The Scum,"-- probably because the Sun dug up-- or were handed by Macca's team-- those soft core sex photos she'd posed for before hitting the jackpot:
After eighteen months of reading disgusting, untrue and hurtful stories about my sister Heather I feel enough is enough and I would like to try and set the record straight. It's impossible to answer every single lie that has been written about her, there are just too many, but over the coming months we will try to answer some of them.

Many of Heather's friends and family are appalled by the vilification she has received at the hands of the Sun Newspaper. We feel that she has been treated worse than a murderer or paedophile, when you count the number of abusive articles that the Sun have written regarding Heather.

There have been over 4,000 articles of abuse about Heather in the UK alone in the past 18 months. 90% of what is written is untrue and the 10% of truth, Heather has already written about in her Autobiography (proceeds of which went to charity) in 1995 called "Out on a Limb".

It is high time we took a stance and made a decision not to accept modern day stoning of anybody, never mind someone that has only tried to help the lives of animals and men, women and children for the last 17 years. There are many people that have been abused by the Sun Newspaper, a lot of them everyday extraordinary people (not celebrities). You just don't get to read about the devastation they have caused in these extraordinary peoples lives because they sadly don't have the platform to speak out.

Now is your chance to speak out... and stand united against this corporate giant called the Sun, who is not only feeding the nation with lies and abuse, but is charging them money for it in the process. We used to be a nation of revolutionaries and campaigners marching against the corporate giants and now we've become complacent and suppressed living in fear of what the repercussions may be.

This has to stop and we must no longer allow ourselves to be controlled and duped to lead us to become a nation of controlled sheep...

NFL stars also Die in Threes...

Celebrity football heroes also Die in Threes, as this morning’s NFL roll call will attest:

Max McGee, the Green Bay Packers receiver who was the unexpected hero of the first Super Bowl, died Saturday after falling from the roof of his home in Deephaven, Minnesota. He was 75.

Sam Dana, the oldest former National Football League player, who emerged as a celebrity of sorts four years ago when he was found to be alive— contrary to reports in the football record book-- died Monday in Kenmore, N.Y., outside Buffalo. He was 104.

John H. Baker Jr., who spent 11 years as a defensive lineman and is best known for his 1964 tackle of Giants quarterback Y. A. Tittle, died Wednesday in Raleigh, N.C. He was 72.

"Beat on the bat with a baseball bat?"

There's shock from the posh Upper East Side to the punk Lower East Side of Manhattan after the murder of former Ramones manager turned realtor-to-the-rock stars Linda Stein in her ritzy apartment on 78th Street. No sign of forced entry. No apparent robbery. And, according to the NY Post, she was clubbed to death. Random act of violence, act of passion-- or twisted clue? Whether the perpetrator was a building employee, part of a construction crew in the very secure building, stranger or acquaintance, the facts add a queasy link to the Ramones curse.
Beat on The Brat
(from the Ramones' first album)

Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh.

What can you do?
What can you do?
With a brat like that always on your back
What can you do? (lose?)