Lindsay Lohan watch: Another dead friend

Hard-living, hardly-working troubled and talented actress Lindsay Lohan has spent more time as a prize on a billionaire's yacht in St. Barts than she did on her recent journey to India. Shown here with her sad little sister who was brought along as an extra treat, Lindsay looks worn out from all the partying and twittering the sad news that yet another friend and colleague (and fellow tabloid lesbian) from the paparazzi party circuit has succumbed, apparently to the lifestyle, too young. Who will save Lindsay?

Lindsay Lohan watch: Bikini night shopping

We began our 2010 study of hard-living, hardly-working troubled and talented actress Lindsay Lohan by showing her as a prize at a billionaire's New Year's Eve party on the Caribbean island of St. Barts. We were moving on when we noticed that the 23-year-old had topped herself, leaving the host's yacht with her 16-year-old sister for a shopping spree in town, in heels and a bikini.

Of course, the shopping went on into the night.

Lindsay Lohan watch: The week after India

Days after her return to Hollywood from a brief documentary-filming field trip to sacred India, and the week that the Screen Actors Guild and Golden Globe nominations were announced and her father's most recent mugshot was released, talented and troubled actress Lindsay Lohan is back on the party scene on Sunset Boulevard, in torn stockings.

Lindsay Lohan watch: Whose sari now?

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Amid the crowd you are sure to recognize bindied Lindsay Lohan, pictured today in India while lending her face to a BBC documentary on the trafficking of impoverished women and children. Could this experience, away from the bad influences of Hollywood and New York, be the first step in her stepping away from the abyss we have been urging those closest to her to rescue her from?

Here's hoping. And here is a tip of the Tabloid Baby hat to her father, Michael Lohan, who had been talking of getting Lindsay to do this very work since he visited her in rehab in 2007.

Lindsay Lohan watch: Better sari than sorry

Is Lindsay Lohan making a decision to save her own life? Page Six reports that the talented and troubled young actress-- seen above in her most recent project, a degrading semi-porn photo shoot for some hipster magazine-- is heading to India to film some sort of BBC documentary about poor children and human trafficking, leading us and others to hope she's taking a step away from the Hollywood sex and drug scene that could shake her into some beginnings of adulthood.

Oddly, her father Michael Lohan isn't mentioned in connection with the story. Over the past couple of years, he's been telling us that he was trying to get Lindsay involved in a project was very similar.

Just in case Lindsay Lohan winds up dead...

Lindsay Lohan and whoever is supposed to be looking after her apparently think it will elevate her iconic status (or at least make her seem employable) by having her pose nude in an imitation of Marilyn Monroe's famous photo session with Bert Stern. But we have to wonder who's getting the most glee from the fact that the troubled young actress is recreating Marilyn Monroe's last sitting... and that six weeks after the session... Marilyn was dead???


We know the New York magazine editors are tickled to have the memento of a freckled 21-year-old who looks as hardened and burnt-out as Marilyn did at 36. But what about her post-rehab team? Do they think their girl would be worth more money if she was in Heath Ledger territory? Why the death imagery?

C'mon, Daddy. Time to walk the walk.


(See the entire, eerie Lindsay-Marilyn session here. They're NSFW, but not much more NSFW than the photos on this page.)