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Friday, July 04, 2008
A special star-spangled Fourth of July holiday weekend Realm of Bizarre News Ruehlapalooza!
Sunday, August 24, 2008
A Dr. Ruehl's Realm of Bizarre News Two-Fer!
The Realm Of Bizarre News 32: Bad Vibrations
Embedding issues have caused the popular Realm of Bizarre News columns from Tabloid Baby pal, contributor, columnist and TV, movie and music video star Dr. Franklin Ruehl, Ph.D., to stack up like alien crafts over Area 51!So let's land a couple! Above, weird vibrations and odd surgeries... below... NASA evidence of ETs and a man who shot at mice...
The Realm Of Bizarre News 33: They Do Exist!
Hey! Our Conspiracy Dept. and all our interns are waiting to hear the lowdown on flying pigs!
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Special! Another Dr. Ruehl's Bizarre News twofer!
The Realm Of Bizarre News 47: The Food And Drink Special
The Realm Of Bizarre News 48: The Grotesque Guardian Angel
Tabloid Baby pal, contributor, columnist and TV, movie and music video star Dr. Franklin Ruehl, Ph.D. takes a fateful ride in a hearse, looks at the phenomenon of frisbee starfish and goes all Food Network in these latest installments of the Realm of Bizarre News.
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Dr. Ruehl's Realm of Bizarre News Double Feature
The Realm Of Bizarre News 38: Old Hollywood
Tabloid Baby pal, contributor, columnist and TV, movie and music video star Dr. Franklin Ruehl, Ph.D. has been working overtime, churning out his Realm of Bizarre News reports two at a time!
The Realm Of Bizarre News 37: Signs Of (Tiny) Life
We'll try to keep up!
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Dr. Ruehl's latest Realm of Bizarre News features The Amazing World of Crime & Punishment
The Realm Of Bizarre News, Episode VIII
Tabloid Baby pal, conributor and columnist Dr. Franklin Ruehl, Ph.D. says: "My latest Realm of Bizarre News is a special edition, The Amazing Realm of Crime & Punishment, which I produced as a mini-pilot as I have been pitching to truTV and others. And of course, I have a 30-minute version."And here's this week's Top 13 Bizarre News stories:
* Bad idea! Brit David Monk, 46, decided to slide down a mountainside at the Valie di Susa ski resort in northern Italy on a RUBBER MATTRESS! He slid right into a fence and suffered massive head and chest injuries which killed him! So, if we have any skiers among our readers: Please do not try this! We cannot afford to lose even one of you!
* Good idea! The Admiral Cinema in Vienna, Austria is now allowing moviegoers to bring their pooches along with them on a monthly Doggy Day! Woof!
* Keep your pet tortoises in the fridge! That is the surprising recommendation of experts who note that these shelled critters hibernate during the cold winter. But if the temperature suddenly warms, they wake up, and can perish if the temperature again plummets. So, please, please, make room for your pet in the refrigerator even if you have to toss out some food!
Trivia Q: What is the term for a group of turtles? (Answer below)
* Barber Jim Buist, 64, up in Kalamazoo, Michigan is legally blind, yet still trims the hair of his loyal customers, some of whom he has had for 40 years! Using a combination of instinct, feel and memory of his clients' heads, he still does a remarkably good job!
* A female visitor to the Samlesbury Hall in Lancashire, England, was stunned to find that she had captured a photo of the ghost of Henry The Eighth lingering in a dark room at the manor house. This is the first report of his presence there, although his spirit has been reportedly taped at Hampton Court. Does the image really resemble the English tyrant? Look at the picture at right and judge for yourself!
* Actress Brooke Shields is terrified of seeing her image in a mirror! She avoids looking at her reflection whenever she is in a room with a mirror!
* Unborn twins dislodge mom's tumor! Michelle Stepney of London, England was diagnosed with cervical cancer while carrying twin girls, but then her oncologist discovered that their kicking had dislodged the tumor, saving her life!
* At the Scott County Circuit Court in Georgetown, Kentucky, a defendant charged with burglary began punching his defense attorney in the mouth and stomach when told by the judge that he could not change lawyers. Now, he is getting new representation. Incredibly, the walloped lawyer is not going to press assault charges against the man.
* Finally! After more than 60 years, Hitler's "lost fleet" of three submarines has been discovered resting on the bottom of the Black Sea The U-19, U-20, and U-23 had been carried overland to target Russia, but disappeared near the end of WW2, with their whereabouts a historic puzzle.
* A feisty new bride chased after a drunk driver who hit the newlyweds' car in Auckland, New Zealand, then sped off on foot. Still wearing her wedding gown, she pursued miscreant to an alley, where he finally gave up and was arrested.
* A human eyeball in a box was delivered by a special courier to a shocked guest in the middle of the night at a hotel in Hobart, Tasmania. It turned out the eye was to be implanted in a patient at a local hospital, but for a mistake in the address. Fortunately, the guest reported the eyeball immediately, and the transplant was successfully carried out a few hours later!
* Unfair! Couple found a decapitated sheep on their property in Clyde Township, Michigan and appealed to various public agencies to remove it, but all refused, telling them it is their responsibility to dispose of it-- with a fine if they don't! Unfair!
* During a heated argument, a 280-pound hubby in Hildesheim, England sat on his frail wife for two minutes, crushing her to death (her ribs suffered 18 separate fractures). He has now been sentenced to five years in prison.
Trivia answer: A group of turtles is called a "bale."
* Good idea! The Admiral Cinema in Vienna, Austria is now allowing moviegoers to bring their pooches along with them on a monthly Doggy Day! Woof!
* Keep your pet tortoises in the fridge! That is the surprising recommendation of experts who note that these shelled critters hibernate during the cold winter. But if the temperature suddenly warms, they wake up, and can perish if the temperature again plummets. So, please, please, make room for your pet in the refrigerator even if you have to toss out some food!
Trivia Q: What is the term for a group of turtles? (Answer below)
* Barber Jim Buist, 64, up in Kalamazoo, Michigan is legally blind, yet still trims the hair of his loyal customers, some of whom he has had for 40 years! Using a combination of instinct, feel and memory of his clients' heads, he still does a remarkably good job!
* A female visitor to the Samlesbury Hall in Lancashire, England, was stunned to find that she had captured a photo of the ghost of Henry The Eighth lingering in a dark room at the manor house. This is the first report of his presence there, although his spirit has been reportedly taped at Hampton Court. Does the image really resemble the English tyrant? Look at the picture at right and judge for yourself!* Actress Brooke Shields is terrified of seeing her image in a mirror! She avoids looking at her reflection whenever she is in a room with a mirror!
* Unborn twins dislodge mom's tumor! Michelle Stepney of London, England was diagnosed with cervical cancer while carrying twin girls, but then her oncologist discovered that their kicking had dislodged the tumor, saving her life!
* At the Scott County Circuit Court in Georgetown, Kentucky, a defendant charged with burglary began punching his defense attorney in the mouth and stomach when told by the judge that he could not change lawyers. Now, he is getting new representation. Incredibly, the walloped lawyer is not going to press assault charges against the man.
* Finally! After more than 60 years, Hitler's "lost fleet" of three submarines has been discovered resting on the bottom of the Black Sea The U-19, U-20, and U-23 had been carried overland to target Russia, but disappeared near the end of WW2, with their whereabouts a historic puzzle.
* A feisty new bride chased after a drunk driver who hit the newlyweds' car in Auckland, New Zealand, then sped off on foot. Still wearing her wedding gown, she pursued miscreant to an alley, where he finally gave up and was arrested.
* A human eyeball in a box was delivered by a special courier to a shocked guest in the middle of the night at a hotel in Hobart, Tasmania. It turned out the eye was to be implanted in a patient at a local hospital, but for a mistake in the address. Fortunately, the guest reported the eyeball immediately, and the transplant was successfully carried out a few hours later!* Unfair! Couple found a decapitated sheep on their property in Clyde Township, Michigan and appealed to various public agencies to remove it, but all refused, telling them it is their responsibility to dispose of it-- with a fine if they don't! Unfair!
* During a heated argument, a 280-pound hubby in Hildesheim, England sat on his frail wife for two minutes, crushing her to death (her ribs suffered 18 separate fractures). He has now been sentenced to five years in prison.
Trivia answer: A group of turtles is called a "bale."
Thursday, February 07, 2008
Video plus! Dr. Ruehl's Realm of Bizarre News
The Realm Of Bizarre News, Episode VII
Tabloid Baby pal, contributor , columnist and music video star Dr. Franklin Ruehl, Ph.D. is back with his one hundred and forty eighth list of the Top Thirteen stories in the week's "Realm of Bizarre News":* Was the luxury liner "Queen Victoria" cursed when a bottle of champagne swung against its side by the Duchess of Cornwall failed to break during its naming ceremony? Quite possibly, considering that several of its passengers were hit by a norovirus on only its 2nd voyage to sea!
* Bizarre crop circle sheep! Approximately 100 of the woolly critters on a farm in Herefordshire, England formed a perfect circle, on their own initiative, maintaining it for 10 minutes! Then, a short time later, 3 fields away, another group configured themselves in a circular formation for roughly 10 minutes!
Trivia Q: What is the term meaning "sheeplike?" (Answer below)
* Ouch! Ouch! As a man was collecting crocodile eggs in Darwin in the Northern Territory of Australia, a croc suddenly grabbed him, shaking him violently. A rescuer fired 2 shots: one hit the croc, the other hit the man in the arm, who was then helicoptered to a hospital to be treated for both croc bites and a bullet wound!
* A Hindu priest in Chhattisgarh, India committed suicide by consuming poison, claiming that he would emerge from beyond the grave after 3 days. His followers kept a vigil outside the locked room where his body was being kept, but, alas, he never returned to the living!
* An automotive Bermuda Triangle encircles a 5-block zone of the Empire State Building where several cars daily suddenly stall. Rather than a paranormal cause, experts hypothesize that radio frequency interference from the building may be jamming keyless entry systems on afflicted vehicles.
* Acclaimed opera tenor Juan Diego Florez swallowed a fish bone which became lodged in his throat and caused an infection that forced him out of commission for two long months.
Please, if you are going to eat fish, fillet it first. We cannot have this befalling any of you!
* Matthew 5:30 advises: "And, if they right hand offend thee, cut it off and cast it from thee." A man in Hayden, Idaho took this verse seriously: when he saw the mark of the Devil in his right hand (possibly the satanic '666'), he cut it off with a circular saw, had the presence of mind to place a tourniquet around the stump, then microwaved the hand until it was withered so it could not be reattached. Definitely a man of principle (also, a strong candidate for our "Doofus of the Week " award).
* Gang in Sweden is hiding dwarves inside sports bags that are placed in the luggage compartments of buses...the pint-sized thieves then rifle through the other luggage, stealing any valuables contained within!
* An infant planet has been discovered in orbit about the star TW Hydrae, some 180 light years from earth, which is only 10 million years old! It is a huge body, some 9.8 times the dimensionality of Jupiter. This finding demonstrates that planet formation is commonplace, occurring early in each star's evolution, arguing for the possibility of life evolving on all of them! This discovery is indeed proof that the universe is teeming with life!
* Clever Alcon blue butterflies coat their larvae with an ant smell and leave them on plants where deceived ants take them back to their colony and nurture them!
* A terminally ill dad from Blackburn, England had made arrangements for his burial after his death, but was stunned to find his own tombstone already placed in the cemetery, complete with his photo (but with no death date added).
* An Italian airport in Bari has recruited a large golden eagle named Cheyenne to chase foxes away from the runway! Traps, poison, and ultrasound have proved futile in scaring off the vulpines.
* Bad idea! A female bank robber in Sandy Springs, Georgia, was nabbed waiting for a bus after getting a satchel of cash (a dye bomb inside it exploded, spraying her and the money with orange ink, making her easy to identify).
Trivia Answer: "Ovine" mean sheeplike.
TOP TIP: Dr. Ruehl's television pilot, "Crimetime Suspense Theatre," airs tomorrow (Friday) evening at 9 pm on Time Warner's Los Angeles area cable system. The show features highlights from two suspense films-- Too Late For Tears and Colonel March of Scotland Yard-- and two mystery series: D.O.A. and The Adventures of Dr. Fu Manchu.
* Bizarre crop circle sheep! Approximately 100 of the woolly critters on a farm in Herefordshire, England formed a perfect circle, on their own initiative, maintaining it for 10 minutes! Then, a short time later, 3 fields away, another group configured themselves in a circular formation for roughly 10 minutes!Trivia Q: What is the term meaning "sheeplike?" (Answer below)
* Ouch! Ouch! As a man was collecting crocodile eggs in Darwin in the Northern Territory of Australia, a croc suddenly grabbed him, shaking him violently. A rescuer fired 2 shots: one hit the croc, the other hit the man in the arm, who was then helicoptered to a hospital to be treated for both croc bites and a bullet wound!
* A Hindu priest in Chhattisgarh, India committed suicide by consuming poison, claiming that he would emerge from beyond the grave after 3 days. His followers kept a vigil outside the locked room where his body was being kept, but, alas, he never returned to the living!
* An automotive Bermuda Triangle encircles a 5-block zone of the Empire State Building where several cars daily suddenly stall. Rather than a paranormal cause, experts hypothesize that radio frequency interference from the building may be jamming keyless entry systems on afflicted vehicles.
* Acclaimed opera tenor Juan Diego Florez swallowed a fish bone which became lodged in his throat and caused an infection that forced him out of commission for two long months.Please, if you are going to eat fish, fillet it first. We cannot have this befalling any of you!
* Matthew 5:30 advises: "And, if they right hand offend thee, cut it off and cast it from thee." A man in Hayden, Idaho took this verse seriously: when he saw the mark of the Devil in his right hand (possibly the satanic '666'), he cut it off with a circular saw, had the presence of mind to place a tourniquet around the stump, then microwaved the hand until it was withered so it could not be reattached. Definitely a man of principle (also, a strong candidate for our "Doofus of the Week " award).
* Gang in Sweden is hiding dwarves inside sports bags that are placed in the luggage compartments of buses...the pint-sized thieves then rifle through the other luggage, stealing any valuables contained within!
* An infant planet has been discovered in orbit about the star TW Hydrae, some 180 light years from earth, which is only 10 million years old! It is a huge body, some 9.8 times the dimensionality of Jupiter. This finding demonstrates that planet formation is commonplace, occurring early in each star's evolution, arguing for the possibility of life evolving on all of them! This discovery is indeed proof that the universe is teeming with life!
* Clever Alcon blue butterflies coat their larvae with an ant smell and leave them on plants where deceived ants take them back to their colony and nurture them!
* A terminally ill dad from Blackburn, England had made arrangements for his burial after his death, but was stunned to find his own tombstone already placed in the cemetery, complete with his photo (but with no death date added).
* An Italian airport in Bari has recruited a large golden eagle named Cheyenne to chase foxes away from the runway! Traps, poison, and ultrasound have proved futile in scaring off the vulpines.* Bad idea! A female bank robber in Sandy Springs, Georgia, was nabbed waiting for a bus after getting a satchel of cash (a dye bomb inside it exploded, spraying her and the money with orange ink, making her easy to identify).
Trivia Answer: "Ovine" mean sheeplike.
TOP TIP: Dr. Ruehl's television pilot, "Crimetime Suspense Theatre," airs tomorrow (Friday) evening at 9 pm on Time Warner's Los Angeles area cable system. The show features highlights from two suspense films-- Too Late For Tears and Colonel March of Scotland Yard-- and two mystery series: D.O.A. and The Adventures of Dr. Fu Manchu.
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Ear swabs and angels in Dr. Ruehl's Bizarre News
Tabloid Baby pal, contributor, columnist and TV, movie and music video star Dr. Franklin Ruehl, Ph.D. is back with another edition of The Realm of Bizarre News, this time warnings of the dangers of ear swabs and, quite controversially, smashing a myth about angels!
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Dr. Ruehl tackles cosmic depletion in Bizarre News
The Realm Of Bizarre News 43: Cosmic Depletion
Global warming? The oil crunch? Tabloid Baby pal, contributor, columnist and TV, movie and music video star Dr. Franklin Ruehl, Ph.D. discusses the real environmental crisis: cosmic depletion, in this latest installment of The Realm of Bizarre News.
Monday, November 10, 2008
Dr. Ruehl's bizarre news in Angelina Jolie's bed
The Realm Of Bizarre News 46: Zombie Invasion
Tabloid Baby pal, contributor, columnist and TV, movie and music video star Dr. Franklin Ruehl, Ph.D. gives us the secrets of Angelina Jolie's mattress in this latest edition of The Realm of Bizarre News. And zombie ghouls, too, of course!
Friday, September 19, 2008
Amy Winehouse makes Dr. Ruehl's Bizarre News
The Realm Of Bizarre News 39: Amy Winehouse Scarecrow
Tabloid Baby pal, contributor, columnist and TV, movie and music video star Dr. Franklin Ruehl, Ph.D. has Amy Winehouse in this week's Realm of Bizarre News. And who starred in Arsenic & Old Lace?
Friday, August 15, 2008
Bizarre News! Dr. Ruehl meets Harry Houdini!
The Realm Of Bizarre News 31: Houdini's Enemies
Tabloid Baby pal, contributor, columnist and TV, movie and music video star Dr. Franklin Ruehl, Ph.D. reveals the secrets and unleashes new mysteries of Harry Houdini in this week's Realm of Bizarre News.
And keep an eye on Comedy Central's new Gong Show. Dr. Ruehl should be appearing as a contestant any week now...
And keep an eye on Comedy Central's new Gong Show. Dr. Ruehl should be appearing as a contestant any week now...
Thursday, May 22, 2008
UFO secrets revealed in Dr. Ruehl's bizarre news
The Realm Of Bizarre News, Episode XXII
Tabloid Baby pal, contributor, columnist and TV, movie and music video star Dr. Franklin Ruehl Ph.D. embraces the squeaking and meets an ET named Elgar in this week's installment of The Realm of Bizarre News.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
After attack on Oliver Stone-linked TV reporter, Dr. Ruehl explores conspiracy theories in the latest installment of The Realm of Bizarre News
The Realm Of Bizarre News 44: Conspiracy Theories
In wake of the attack on Little Rock television newsreader Anne Pressly, who had a part as an Ann Coulter-type in Oliver Stone;s new film, W.,Tabloid Baby pal, contributor, columnist and TV, movie and music video star Dr. Franklin Ruehl, Ph.D. looks at other recent politically-connected conspiracies and mysteries in this week's installment of The Realm of Bizarre News. Actually, he recorded the segment before the Pressly story broke-- but it all fits, doesn't it?
Anne is notable not only for her role in the Stone movie. As roving reporter for KATV's Daybreak and Good Morning Arkansas shows, she's the one who caught vice president Dick Cheney shopping in Macks Prairie Wings sporting outfitters in the town of Stuttgart, and interviewed him in the ammunition aisle.
Join us in sending your best wishes to Ann on her Facebook page.
Anne is notable not only for her role in the Stone movie. As roving reporter for KATV's Daybreak and Good Morning Arkansas shows, she's the one who caught vice president Dick Cheney shopping in Macks Prairie Wings sporting outfitters in the town of Stuttgart, and interviewed him in the ammunition aisle.Join us in sending your best wishes to Ann on her Facebook page.
Monday, October 06, 2008
Bizarre News! Dr. Ruehl is a werewolf!
The Realm Of Bizarre News 41: The Werewolf Chronicles
Tabloid Baby pal, contributor, columnist and TV, movie and music video star Dr. Franklin Ruehl, Ph.D. hides his face in this latest installment of his Realm of Bizarre News But why?
Friday, July 11, 2008
Dr. Ruehl shows off lingerie for his Bizarre News
The Realm Of Bizarre News, Episode XXIX
Tabloid Baby pal, contributor, columnist and TV, movie and music video star Dr. Franklin Ruehl Ph.D. steals his mother's stockings for this week's installment of The Realm of Bizarre News (which also makes room for the Ice Age, Black Death, Dr. Alzheimer and John Wayne)!
Thursday, May 08, 2008
Feathered T-Rex flies into Dr. Ruehl's Bizarre News
Tabloid Baby pal, contributor, columnist and TV, movie and music video star Dr. Franklin Ruehl Ph.D. goes back in time in this week's installment of The Realm of Bizarre News-- way back. He also has the answer to the musical question: "What is the word for a chicken lover?"
Friday, May 02, 2008
Dr. Ruehl's Bizarre News gets sticky
The Realm Of Bizarre News, Episode XIX
Tabloid Baby pal, contributor, columnist and TV & movie star Dr. Franklin Ruehl, Ph.D. discusses the discovery of a new planet, the day the Earth stood still and sticky clothes in this week's installment of The Realm of Bizarre News.
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Dr. Ruehl's Bizarre News gets gum off your shoe
The Realm Of Bizarre News, Episode XVI
Tabloid Baby pal, contributor, columnist and TV & movie star Dr. Franklin Ruehl, Ph.D. has bizarre news you can use this time around, and coincidentally points us to yet another hip hip-hop music video in which he makes a feature appearance:"It is The Knux's 'Cappuccino' music video, where I portray a teacher lecturing on the Big Bang to a contingent of unruly students. Aside from the lead singers, I am the only one with a speaking role,and appear throughout it! I taped it this past December."
Here it is:
Friday, October 10, 2008
Dr. Ruehl's Realm of Bizarre News Quiz Show
The Realm Of Bizarre News 42: Quiz Special Edition
Tabloid Baby pal, contributor, columnist and TV, movie and music video star Dr. Franklin Ruehl, Ph.D. is back with a special edition of his Realm of Bizarre News: his Amazing, Hypergalactic, Ultradimensional Quiz Show. Plus, he hauls out his straw-through-the-potato trick, er, experiment.
Friday, June 06, 2008
Dr. Ruehl finds life on Mars in his Bizarre News
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