Davidson's pathetic lunge for Ramsay's spotlight

Exiled racist wife-beating homo-hating British comedian Jim Davidson sure made an even sadder fool of himself this week by selling a trumped-up story to one of the British tabloids so he could get some publicity in his homeland. The current resident of Dubai, who claims to be "scared to death" of Tabloid Baby's author, made headlines with his foggy claims of having previously bedded the professional mistress who'd allegedly had a long affair with married TV chef Gordon Ramsay. The ungallant sot called the woman his "leftovers" and threw out the idea of peddling his own cookbook. The uneducated panto vet's most recent connection to cooking was last year, as a contestant on a UK celebrity version of Ramsay's Hell's Kitchen. He was thrown off the show for referring to homosexuals as "shirt lifters."

Sorry, Jane, it's The C Word with Gordon Ramsay

Interesting how everyone got in a tizzy because batty old Jane Fonda came out with the "C Word" on The Today Show this morning, simply naming the performance piece that got her involved in a segment on The Vagina Monologues, while less than twelve hours later, chef Gordon Ramsay (who's got a BBC America show called "The F Word") uses the very same "C Word" as a gag in the opening minutes of the first airing of the "Fish & Anchor" episode in the new season of the already bleep-filled UK version of his Kitchen Nightmares (which happens to be the best- and most wittily-written series running in the USA today). Now if Hanoi Jane were Helen Mirren, maybe no one would have blinked.