Why we like the Letterman sex scandal

Because they all look so damn goofy!

THE POWERFUL CELEBRITY

THE SEXY MISTRESS

THE SCORNED WIFE

THE BLACKMAILING (allegedly) CUCKOLD

Something in common

Until we see that Kimmel-Silverman sex tape, David Letterman's got the most embarrassing late night scandal

First Conan O'Brien winds up hospitalized with a concussion after hitting his head during a silly stunt on his show, then comes word that someone's about to release a sex tape that Jimmy Kimmel made with Sarah Silverman, and now David Letterman says his sexual affairs with members of his staff led to an extortion attempt. Not a good week for the white guys of late night television. We'd guess Jay Leno is sitting pretty right about now.