"Bloggers in their parents' basement just talking garbage"

Sarah Palin is getting her ass licked by Greta van Susteren on Fox News right now, putting a dreary, whiny and too-late spin on events in an attempt to polish a comic book image that withered in exposure to the sunlight, lying about her wardrobe spending sprees and clouding the facts about her mayoral book-banning attempts (by claiming that she was accused of trying to ban Harry Potter before it was published. She wasn't).

But what's most amusing is that in addressing most every scandalous issue regarding her candidacy and record, from the questions about the true maternity of her Down's Syndrome son, Trig (questions that were raised in the Alaska press long before her dangerous selection as vice presidential candidate), to her ignorance of world affairs, she blames "bloggers" in their "pyjamas" in "their parents' basement" for stirring up, and making up, controversy.

Hey Sarah, we're naked. And drinking vodka. So we'll take that as a compliment for picking up where the lazy "mainstream" media fell off.

And we'll take the credit for doing our part in saving America from you.

And it wasn't even close.

Ha!

Audio: Sarah Palin punk'd by radio jocks

A few days before the threat of her becoming vice president is ended by Barack Obama's victory, rogue Sarah Palin spent at least five minutes on the telephone, making a fool of herself by speaking to and playing along with a deejay pretending he was French President Sarkozy. What an idiot. And what a decrepit campaign organization. How could we expect McCain's people to vet this right wing extremist demagogue when they can't even vet a phone call? Thank God we only have four more days of this before we send her back to Alaska.