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Lindsay Lohan's loving mother Dina followed Lindsay into court this morning on the talented but troubled actress' way to jail. Think mama has issues?

Lindsay Lohan goes back to jail

Her father's prayers were not enough.

(Michael Lohan has issued a statement through his attorney: "Michael spent the morning praying for his daughter. He's devastated she's going to jail. He loves her very much and he'll pray for her."

Lindsay Lohan taking same drug that killed Danny Gans

Lindsay Lohan is taking the same drug that killed Danny Gans. The probation report handed to the court in Beverly Hills in advance of the talented and troubled actress’ sentencing on Tuesday reveals that the 24-year-old has prescriptions for and has been gobbling a combination of drugs including the amphetamine Aderall, anti-depressants Zoloft and Trazodone and Nexium, which is used to treat acid reflux.

The most disturbing and dangerous addition to the legal cocktail, however, is the powerful opiate Dilaudid-- also known as hydromorphone or “drugstore heroin."


Dilaudid is the drug that contributed to the untimely death of Las Vegas superstar Danny Gans in June 2009.

Lindsay's father Michael has been saying for weeks that his daughter is addicted to prescription drugs, trying in vain to get someone to listen.

TMZ is covering Lindsay Lohan to death

Yes, Lindsay Lohan is in bad shape. The talented, troubled, hard-partying, hardly-working actress is on a downward slide. She's in denial. Nobody's taking her father seriously. The people around her have no interest in extending her waiting period before passing on to lucrative immortality. And we must report our observation that the gleeful, spiteful reportage of her imminent demise and subsequent humiliation by the corporate porn-pushing gossip site TMZ.com is certainly adding to her embarrassment, confusion and abetting her deterioration.

First the sewer site reports that she's going to die. Then the D-team quotes unnamed law enforcement sources saying they're "worried" about her-- all the while dispatching scumbags with home video cameras to doorstep, harass and verbally assault the poor young woman until she trips and falls into the bushes.

Now they really gang up and let the world know her finances are in disarray and that she can't pay her rent.

Oh, those lowballs pretend to be concerned. But they can't help betray their true colors with titles like this one this morning:


"Have a nice trip?" You bastards. You soulless, heartless bastards. The shaved bronzed midget and his budgie budget boy bullies can't wait to have a death on their hands.

Lindsay Lohan, watch!

Her tumble into a cactus after a night of revelry is another reason we've discontinued our Lindsay Lohan Watch, and stopped chronicling the activities of the talented, troubled, hard-partying, hardly-working sometime actress Lindsay Lohan. Why bother?

Pray for Michael Lohan

We love Michael Lohan. He's been a Tabloid Baby pal from way back. He was even our Person of The Year for 2007. Our pals at Frozen Pictures shot and tried to sell a reality television series about the guy twice-- and would have sold it if Lohan hadn't wound up in prison the first time and then denied being part it of the second time (he was afraid of what Lindsay might think of his antics). Michael Lohan's full of energy and enthusiasm and in his own special way he really does care about his daughter. Plus he's got an amazing ability to get himself in news about every three days. His talent for working and manipulating the gossip media is unmatched and maybe even unprecedented (after all, he's the pesky, felonious ex-con father of a former rising acting talent yet he gets as much attention as one of the Jolie-Pitts). In fact, we have a Michael Lohan Google news alert to keep us posted, and were a little worried yesterday morning when we realized he hadn't made the news since the weekend when he announced his support of Lindsay's lawsuit over that baby milkaholic television commercial.

And then we read that he had a heart attack.

Lindsay Lohan watch: Hoarding and whoring

While waiting for her sex tape to hit the Internet, hard-living, hardly-working, troubled and talented actress Lindsay Lohan gets a paycheck today by agreeing to be humiliated on The insider, the Pat O'Brien-soiled, even more vacuous and vapid spawn of the syndicated infotainment show, Entertainment Tonight. Celebrity Rehab can't be any more humiliating than allowing comedian Niecy Nash to enter your home and reveal you to be depressed, addled hoarder living in a junior Grey Gardens, crowded by piles of freebies and trash while moaning about the never-ending troubles pressed upon you by your father, Michael. Promotion of the sad display has been drawing ridicule for past 24 hours and the segment airs this evening, probably followed by another paid appearance on Niecy's cable show, Clean House.

Lindsay Lohan watch: Sex tape & sex toy

There are reports that a sex tape featuring hard-living, hardly-working, troubled and talented actress Lindsay Lohan is being circulated among certain circles and is about to be released on the Internet through an "offshore porn site." The video is supposedly 47 seconds long and shows Lindsay frollicking naked and performing a sex act with an unidentified male. Aware of the embarrassing news that could pose another roadblock in any attempt to regain her potential as a respected star, Lindsay responded by appearing last night at a West Holywood nightclub called Voyeur at a party for something called Vida, which is described as a "luxury sex toy." She was dressed for the occasion.

Who will save Lindsay Lohan?

Lindsay Lohan watch: Another dead friend

Hard-living, hardly-working troubled and talented actress Lindsay Lohan has spent more time as a prize on a billionaire's yacht in St. Barts than she did on her recent journey to India. Shown here with her sad little sister who was brought along as an extra treat, Lindsay looks worn out from all the partying and twittering the sad news that yet another friend and colleague (and fellow tabloid lesbian) from the paparazzi party circuit has succumbed, apparently to the lifestyle, too young. Who will save Lindsay?

Lindsay Lohan watch: Bikini night shopping

We began our 2010 study of hard-living, hardly-working troubled and talented actress Lindsay Lohan by showing her as a prize at a billionaire's New Year's Eve party on the Caribbean island of St. Barts. We were moving on when we noticed that the 23-year-old had topped herself, leaving the host's yacht with her 16-year-old sister for a shopping spree in town, in heels and a bikini.

Of course, the shopping went on into the night.

Lindsay Lohan watch: 2010

Hard-living, hardly-working troubled and talented actress Lindsay Lohan is beginning the New Year twittering away with high hopes and great intentions, though partying the year away, and parading like the hired belly dancers at a billionaire's celebrity collection celebration on the Caribbean island of St. Bart.

Lindsay Lohan watch: Last days of the year

Hard-living, hardly-working troubled and talented actress Lindsay Lohan has dodged the Grim Reaper and in deed spent the final days of Celebrity Death Year 2009 shopping.


We sincerely hope she moves from the paparazzi pages and back to the big screen in 2010.

Lindsay Lohan watch: Merry Christmas, you're alive

Whose idea was it to spread around these photos now? Days after the death of troubled and talented actress Brittany Murphy, troubled and talented actress Lindsay Lohan, who has seen her fortunes fall and her career dip to photo shoots bordering on soft-core pornography, works up some holiday cheer, surely realizing she narrowly avoided the sweep of the 2009 Celebrity Reaper's scythe, with a photo shoot on a beach in Santa Barbara.

Michael Lohan weighs in on Brittany Murphy

"My heart and condolences go out to Brittany Murphy,
her family and even my daughter, who all have suffered
and have to deal with the effects of this horrible tragedy
of a gifted and blessed human being."

Michael Lohan, Tabloid Baby's 2007 Person of The Year, was already dealing with a Twitter imposter who claims he's suicidal, new legal troubles with his ex-galpal Erin (and the second high-profile shoe-attack incident in his tabloid career), and worrying about the health of talented and troubled daughter Lindsay, when word of tragic actress Brittany Murphy's premature death at 32 hit a little too close to home.


In the early hours of the morning, he sent us this email:

Update if you care to post...

To rebut all the phony individuals pretending to be me on Titter, my attorney (Stephanie Ovadia), has contacted Twitter's legal Dept., to track down and prosecute the imposter(s). She has also advised me to open a REAL Twitter account, to prove the others are not me.

In the meantime, my attorney (Tony Grandinette) has sent subpoenas out to John Ankleman, Stratis Morfogen, Adam Liberman, John Murray ( Erin's brother in law), Dr. Pitch, Brookhaven Memorial Hospital Psych Ward, Marriott, Verizon Wireless and Michael Kors, in order to prove ALL the charges against me are FALSE!

Lastly, my heart and condolences go out to Brittany Murphy, her family and even my daughter, who all have suffered and have to deal with the effects of this horrible tragedy of a gifted and blessed human being.

Regards,

Michael Lohan

Brittany Murphy latest 2009 dead celebrity

While we monitor the tragic habits of talented and troubled actress Lindsay Lohan comes word that talented and troubled actress Brittany Murphy is dead at 32. Recently fired from her latest film, lampooned on Saturday Night Live, and widely rumoured to have had a drug problem, the movie star known for trying a little too hard to be sexy reportedly went into full cardiac arrest at her home this morning and was dead before she reached the hospital.

Warnings don't matter in Hollywood. And the Celebrity Reaper is taking no holiday as we head toward the end of Celebrity Death Year 2009.

Lindsay Lohan watch: No holiday from partying

For working Hollywood, it is a weekend of major film openings, big box office and outstanding performances. For talented and troubled (and obviously tired) actress Lindsay Lohan, it is another weekend of hard partying.

Lindsay Lohan watch: The week after India

Days after her return to Hollywood from a brief documentary-filming field trip to sacred India, and the week that the Screen Actors Guild and Golden Globe nominations were announced and her father's most recent mugshot was released, talented and troubled actress Lindsay Lohan is back on the party scene on Sunset Boulevard, in torn stockings.

Lindsay Lohan watch: India not so guruvy

As it turns out, Lindsay Lohan's potentially life-changing pilgrimage to India was nothing more than a long weekend. What we'd hoped would be a long hiatus from Hollywood bad influences, a chance to bathe in the River Ganges and seek enlightenment from any number of gurus turned out to be a quick photo op for a BBC documentary on child trafficking and a flight back to LAX (where she's pictured arriving on Saturday) for the talented and troubled actress. Even her claims of good work have been challenged, as her Twitter last week that she'd been party to the saving of forty lives is claimed by a local activist to have referred to a raid that occurred before she landed in the republic.

The watch continues...

Lindsay Lohan watch: Whose sari now?

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Amid the crowd you are sure to recognize bindied Lindsay Lohan, pictured today in India while lending her face to a BBC documentary on the trafficking of impoverished women and children. Could this experience, away from the bad influences of Hollywood and New York, be the first step in her stepping away from the abyss we have been urging those closest to her to rescue her from?

Here's hoping. And here is a tip of the Tabloid Baby hat to her father, Michael Lohan, who had been talking of getting Lindsay to do this very work since he visited her in rehab in 2007.