Happy New Year, and yes, this is CNN

Well, we suppose this is one way to chip away at Fox News' numbers-- but this is CNN? Listen to the very end. And hand Ted Turner the Prozac.

(The clip above features Tabloid Baby's Person of The Year for 2005. Prescient, no? Click here to meet Tabloid Baby's Person of The Year for 2008, and here for Tabloid Baby's 2008 Journalist of The Year.)