Monday, January 07, 2008

Found! The 34D Lara Logan swimsuit photos


After a long search, the Tabloid Baby staff has dug up some of the photos that explain why every story written about CBS News chief foreign correspondent Lara Logan includes a description of her as a "former swimsuit model"-- and, most important, why the globe trotting sex symbol is known in the British tabloids as "34D Lara."


These photos were supposedly taken during her days as "student and part-time model," and though her superiors and colleagues take pains to remind us that the 36-year-old South African is a courageous, experienced and knowledgeable journalist, it should pointed out that the photos were first mentioned slyly by Lara herself during an interview when her career was still in a need of traction on the uphill climb, and that despite any objections on the grounds of sexism, the "swimsuit issue" is actually kept alive by CBS News publicists and again, Lara herself, as in yesterday's publicity blitz, in which the New York Times pointed out that when she arrived in Pakistan over the weekend for an exclusive interview with president Pervez Musharraf, "her suitcase with bikinis and other beachwear made it to Islamabad; the suitcase with the rest of her clothes did not."

15 comments:

  1. They've got to be kidding. ("her suitcase w/ bikinis made it...")

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  2. I don't understand the fuss. Mrs. BK is hotter than LL.

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  3. This is a 34D in Britain? Wow.

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  4. Now that Lara Logan and Katie Couric have been photographed in swimsuits, The next logical step is for them to be photographed wrestling each other naked.

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  5. Where's the photo of her in a bikini holding up a microphone???

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  6. And they say sex doesn't sell...

    Well, at least it doesn't in the news department. If it did, CBS would have 3 times the ratings of FOX. So much for the superior intellect of the liberals...

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  7. I disagree - sex sells and Megyn Kelly wins it for Fox.

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  8. south african huh? you know she takes the black pole in that case, thus lowering her hotness rating to a -1284

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  9. I expose my lard-laden man-breasts and the reactions are not conducive to my career enhancement.

    Obviously a blatant case of genderism!!!!

    Or is it sexism?

    Sniff.

    It ain't fair!!!!!!!!!

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  10. Found? How could these ever have been lost?

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  11. You have got to be kiddin me. This is nothing. Good Grief. She is nothing to write home about. Get real! Plenty of other women have more than what she brings to the plate.

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  12. I think personally she is a no good filty whore. HOMEWRECKER!!!! The spawn should be forcibly aborted and she should be made to eat its entrails.

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  13. Not a big deal, infact calling them "D" cups is being very generous. Non-descript would be a proper evaluation...

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