Return of the plaintive wail

The New York Post's Page Six reports that writer Pablo Fenjves has penned a new book, A Million Little Lies, a parody of James Frey's phony memoir, for Judith Regan’s imprint.

Try this tabloid baby spot quiz:

Q: Who is Pablo Fenjves, and what is his connection to tabloid history?

A: In 1994, Pablo Fenjves was Nicole Simpson’s neighbor. He testified on February 7, 1995 about hearing the “plaintive wail” of Nicole’s Akita dog… Kato… the night Nicole and her friend Ron Goldman were murdered (see Tabloid Baby):

"It was fairly persistent, it was at a significant pitch, and as you may recall, I described it at the time as a plaintive wail. Sounded like a, you know, very unhappy animal."

Added points in spot quiz: Page Six also reveals that Fenjves and Regan worked (and romanced) together at the National Enquirer back in the Seventies. We don’t think it was revealed in court that Pablo was a fellow tabloid traveler…