Cat's in the bag and the bag's in the river

The sweet smell of Perez Hilton

Perez Hilton admits he doesn't even write his own column. He gets his kid sister Barbara to do the dirty work, without credit. Why does Perez all of a sudden remind us even more of JJ Hunsecker, the nasty, vindictive gossip columnist portrayed by Burt Lancaster in The Sweet Smell of Success? No, not because Lancaster was gay, but because of JJ's sick, inappropriately close relationship with his sister Barbara. Does Drudge have a sister?