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Showing posts with label President Barack Obama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label President Barack Obama. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

The 21st Century begins now

Projections confirm our scoop: OBAMA WINS!


Call it, you cowards!

Pennsylvania... now Ohio... McCain's hopes dashed... There is no path to GOP victory without Ohio... as TabloidBaby.com reported one hour and twenty nine minutes ago... Barack Obama has been elected President of the United States.

EXCLUSIVE: OBAMA WINS PRESIDENCY!

BARACK OBAMA
IS ELECTED
PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES!

HISTORIC VICTORY LAUNCHES

NEW ERA FOR AMERICA
TABLOIDBABY.COM IS FIRST
NEWS ORGANIZATION

TO CALL ELECTION
(based on analysis of early returns)

EVEN THE NEW YORK POST ADMITS IT


Hours to go. Go vote. Watch this space for earliest returns.

MOMENT OF TRUTH


Get out, vote, and let's wrap this thing.