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Showing posts with label Michael Jackson memorial. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Michael Jackson memorial. Show all posts

Friday, July 10, 2009

Jacko opens for the Buckshot Bandits


Hey, if we were going to set off on a bank robbery spree in Los Angeles this week it probably would have been on Tuesday, when thousands of police were hanging around downtown at the Staples Center, but maybe the crooks who robbed two banks in the Valley today knew better. We ran into the aftermath near the intersection of Topanga Canyon and Ventura Boulevards in Woodland Hills this afternoon, as police had the whole area evacuated and cordoned off because the robbers had left behind a package they'd claimed was a bomb. Turns out it was our encounter with the Buckshot Bandits, named for the long-barreled rifles and sawed-off shotguns they tote. Cops like to give bank robbers nicknames. It supposedly helps get them caught. Maybe they should call these guys the Buckshot Bombers, seeing they also left fake devices after two bank jobs in May. At today's second heist in Encino, not far from the Jackson family compound, one of them also put a gun to a customer's head.

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Jacko memorial postscript: Who the hell was this guy?


At first glance, the young man who walked onstage at the Staples Center to lead off the singing of We Are The World appeared to be the extraterrestrial alien visitor Michael Jackson attempted to turn himself into. With his doe eyes, deer-in-the-headlights expression and reptile skin jacket, he could have come from the Black Lagoon.



Was he one of Jacko's backing singers? This brother from another planet certainly made an impression.

Upstaging all the rest


"I just want to say... ever since I was born....
daddy has been the best father you can ever imagine.
And I just want to say I love him so much."
--Michael Jackson's tearful 11-year-old daughter, Paris.

Jacko in the box?


Los Angeles freeways came to a halt as Michael Jackson's casket was transported across town to the Staples Center this morning. But is Jacko's body inside that box? We know his brain is not inside the body but are Jacko's remains actually undergoing plastination preservation for a future exhibition. The corporate porn-pushing gossip site TMZ.com is insisting its "sources" say they know "100%" for sure that Jacko is inside the golden casket. But who believes them?