TMZ Update: How many double entendres can the corporate porn-pushing gossips fit in a single sentence about Annie Leibovitz's sexy Miley photo?

You've got to hand it to shaved bronzed midget Harvey Levin and his rentboy team at the corporate porn-pushing gossip site TMZ.com: When their backs are against the wall and they're under attack, they don't roll over; they swallow hard and come out swinging as offensively as possible: For instance, this morning as they're featured on the Drudge Report for the journalistic, ethical and moral crime of posting the name and photo of a child involved in a sex abuse case, they post a story on the Miley Cyrus child sex photo scandal and pack it with an unprecedented smutty double-entendre-per-word percentage:

Annie Leibovitz -- Mouse Got Yer Tongue?
Posted May 1st 2008 10:17AM by TMZ Staff
Disney and the Cyrus family have been tearing Annie Leibovitz a new one since her bareback Miley pic came out in Vanity Fair -- but if the photog is pissed at 'em, she ain't gonna talk about it.

Now, let's parse that sentence:

"Disney and the Cyrus family have been tearing Annie Leibovitz a new one since her bareback Miley pic came out in Vanity Fair -- but if the photog is pissed at 'em, she ain't gonna talk about it."

What scumbags.

Miley Cyrus isn't the first pop star whose image & career were screwed with by Annie Leibovitz

Thirty three years ago this week, David Cassidy was on the cover of Rolling Stone, and exposed even further by Ms. Leibovitz inside. And considering what Annie did with Susan Sontag, we'd say the spectacularly-talented Miley got off easy...