Thanks, John McCain!

Whew! When we heard that John McCain picked Palin as his vice presidential candidate, we thought he'd gone for this guy!

Then we thought it was Tina Fey! What a relief to find out that McCain's running mate is an extreme right wing, gun-toting, sightly-wacky Christian anti-abortion novice governor from a corrupt wilderness state who herself is embroiled in an ethics and sex scandal, born in the heart of White Supremacist Idaho and unlikely to draw single Hillary fan.

Thanks, John!