It's almost heartwarming to see that after all these years, Tabloid Baby pal Andrew "Dice" Clay can still get out of bed and offend an entire city without even trying. The comic, who by the way had a very sweet comedic reality show on VH1 last year, was being interviewed on the KTLA Morning Show by Tabloid Baby pal Sam Rubin this morning, when he went into a routine about Blackberry devices. Dice said, basically: “The only thing I want black is the chick underneath me with a big fat ass! And the only thing I want buried is my face in her ass!” Whoa! Just so happens that Dice was sitting between Sam… and hostess Michaela Pereira, who happens to a Canadian of Afro-Portuguese extraction… who also just happened to be sitting on a very large… well, you get the picture. Whoa! Sources tell us the tension on the set was thicker than… you get that as well. Before the show ended, producers had issued an apology on air, reminding viewers that folks who go to Dice shows know what to expect, but that there’s no place for such imagery on a morning show.
We guess Dice was trying to be as offensive as he was back in February at the The Pollstar Awards, as can be seen here in a NSFW link. Nice reality show, though.
You consider Sam Rubin your "pal"? Let's just say the feeling isn't exactly mutual.
ReplyDeleteThat's a terrible thing to say, anonymous 12:58. Why would Sam, an original supporter of the Tabloid Baby book, have anything against the Tabloid Baby team?
ReplyDeleteJust think of Obama. No one would care if he said this. He'd be applauded for his deep, decisive judgment:
ReplyDelete“The only thing I want black is the chick underneath me with a big fat ass! And the only thing I want buried is my face in her ass!”