Heather Mills' one-legged nude photo gallery

Leave it to the blokes at the News of The World to have a surplus of porn featuring Paul McCartney's sad but infinitely richer ex-wife Heather Mills. And leave it to them to censor the naughty bits so the entire family can enjoy the pix together. This latest, not the porniest but perhaps most disturbing batch, is said to date to 1999, shortly before she got her talents into old Paul, long after she'd claimed to have gotten over the porno bug, and definitely after she'd lost her leg.

The fabulist fantasist supposedly planned to use the photos to promote her campaign against landmines. Insert joke here.

And see a NSFW collection of Heather Mills' greatest, er, hits, here.

UPDATE: More, bigger, Heather Mills unidexter cheesecake pix are here...