The meeting to decide the future of professional baseball in Israel was set to convene this morning at the Penn Club in Manhattan.
Our Man Elli in Israel has his spies and sources at the ready. Watch this space for details.
But hey! Elli's all the way in Israel! Are you/were you at the Israel baseball summit? Send us your tips!
Is/Was Larry in attendance at the meeting?
ReplyDeleteyes he was there
ReplyDeleteDid they "frisk" him on the way in (checking for large sums of $$$)?
ReplyDeleteAnd "frisk" him on the way out (checking to see if he stole the ash-trays or silverware)?
not only did he steal the towels he also stole the toilet water
ReplyDeleteanonymous "yes" is wrong...Baras wasn't there...while the meeting was going on, Baras was seen pitching his new product to commuters while aimlessly wandering through Grand Central Station, the Unholey Baseball...instead of having a cork center, the new ball is filled with Dead Sea mud he brought back in his suitcase to mask all the greenbacks and shekls hidden in it...he claims that these balls carry farther and, if you rub it your face with it, the ball improves your complexion...
ReplyDeleteIs anybody going to sue Larry to put him out of his misery?(and our misery)
ReplyDeleteI can't believe with all the debts out there nobody wants his money or at least some of it. When the papers fly he will reveal where the money went and where it is. Too much money was raised and too little spent to make any sense.