TMZ marks a millstone in pop culture history

With a headline that read "Thanks for the Mammaries," the corporate porn-pushing gossip site TMZ.com marked its second anniversary in its usual sublime, witty, literary fashion (and they're bright enough to let us know the photo at right is a "composite").

But does the subhead "Close your eyes and blow" mean that they cheaped out and recycled a birthday card for one of its producers?


Regrettably, we thank TMZ for provoking two years of Tabloid Baby postings.