Tuesday, May 15, 2007

JERRY FALWELL DEAD!

The fundamentalist and televangelist was found unresponsive in his office this morning. The last celebrity to be found unresponsive was Anna Nicole, so we figure we'll get the jump on the pack.

UPDATE: 10:35 am Pacific Time: The AP confirms Falwell's death at 73.
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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousTuesday, May 15, 2007 at 10:37:00 AM PDT

    I'll be sure to send some Teletubbie balloons to the hospital.

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  2. AnonymousTuesday, May 15, 2007 at 1:15:00 PM PDT

    Tabloid Baby gets the scoop.

    Burt Kearns, editor of Tabloid Baby, says

    "Hey, it worked for Dan Rather at Parkland Hospital in Dallas..."

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