Personally, we prefer him in Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex *But Were Afraid to Ask

Our Middle East correspondent, Our Man Elli in Israel, sends along this timely reminder:


Today's Birthdays:

Actor Lou Jacobi is 93.

From My Favorite Year:
Uncle Morty: So, Mr. Swann, we've spent time, we've broken bread together. I feel I know you.
Swann: Morty, I feel I know you even better.
Uncle Morty: So you won't mind if I ask you a personal question.
Benjy Stone: Uncle Morty!
Uncle Morty: What's the matter, you think I was born in Minsk a Pinsk?
Swann: Morty, ask your question.
Uncle Morty: That paternity rap a few years ago - did you shtup her?