McCartney Crack-Up: We just like this headline

Heather's photo mate will talk about their sex acts after the shoot. Those British tabs really know how to write 'em.

Meanwhile, still no clarifications or sputters of outrage from the McCartney website, which adds to our suspicions his camp leaked the pix and has him tucked away in a room with a bale of marijuana.

The Sun's having fun doling out the photos. The latest are here.

And, all right, the original batch is here. Perverts.