Thumb Guy reports from Lost set in Hawaii!

Tabloid Baby has received a message in a bottle from our 'Lost' correspondent, Doug "The Thumb Guy" Bruckner, who's surfaced in Hawaii with news that Lost star Michelle Rodriguez opted for jail time over community service on a drunk driving rap:

Greetings from sunny Hawaii!

Yes, the Thumb Guy is here on “Police Beach” on the North Shore of Oahu, where the Lost crew is setting up a location.

Everyone here gave us the “Thumbs up!” and sends their greetings to fans in America, the UK, France and around the world!

As for scoops?

Our girl Evangeline Lilly has reportedly moved in to Hobbit Dominic Monaghan’s house in Kaneoke, where Michelle Rodriguez went to court... and where today Michelle opted for jail time--five days!-- over community service on that DUI charge!

Hang in there, Michelle. No confirmation on reports they’re writing you out of the show!

See you on the Mainland soon!

Wish you were here!

The Thumb Guy!

Police Beach-- so named because it once had a locked gate and gave access only to current and retired cops!

On the set-- The Thumb stays in the picture!

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