Thursday, March 16, 2006

'Lost' fans to Tabloid Baby: "Get lost!"

Wow. Lost fans are everywhere.

Our exclusive item on Evangeline Lilly’s appearance over the weekend at the Sci Fi Summit in Pasadena has drawn great attention, thousands of hits— and some ire from fans of the TV show Lost, who accuse Tabloid Baby of trashing the show and their star:

“These Tabloid writers are so mean…"

"This guy seems like a major douche-bag..."

"Tabloid writers are just dirty scavengers. They are something like prostitutes, if not worse. They would do anything for money. So don't mind their articles, don't read them and don't post links anywhere. Just ignore them…"


And there’s plenty more at the fab fan site 4815162342.com.

Not so! We love Lost almost as much as we love American Idol. Of course, we address the issues that are in the media. And for the millions of Lost fans, “tabloid” is a good thing, because no other “mainstream" news outlet paid to get in and get those great comments from Evangeline!

Doug Bruckner, the Tabloid Baby cohort and legendary tabloid reporter, producer, writer and voice brought us the exclusive report. He, too, is a bit unsettled by the reaction of fans (and counts himself as one), and issued this statement:

“I was as impressed by the way Evangeline handled the questions as I am with her outstanding portrayal of Kate on Lost. I had also read the scurrilous tabloid speculation about a possible pregnancy. But that is her own business. She looked absolutely stunning-- and downright elegant-- in the purple dress.”

So yes, this was a tabloid tribute. ( And we stand corrected-- apparently Evangeline hails from Fort Saskatchewan, Alberta, Canada, not Saskatchewan province.)

Meanwhile, in respect to the millions of Lost fans out there, we’ve got an extra treat. We found a site that has some lovely unclothed photos of Evangeline’s costar on Lost, Emilie de Ravin.

Evangeline might not be pregnant in real life, but Emilie’s character, Claire, was pregnant on the show for a time.

58 comments:

  1. It's my suggestion that you take your hands out of your pants for five minutes and post a decent article...!!

    regards

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  2. What!!! I thought this was real news...this isn't a news site. It's some garbage blog anyone can post. Yeah "I have a blog...and I'm into tabloids"...what's tommorows "article"? Something about J-Lo's ass getting larger? Fascinating read, truly. There has got to be something interesting to post...it's a big world out there.

    Hi guys!!!

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  3. Is it just moi or does "Thumbs Up" dude look he'd be the unholy-demon-lovechild-spawn of Cosmo Kramer and Dr. Giggles?!?

    World.. meet Captain Overzealous Proctologist!!!

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  4. VOTE LIA AND XANIA WILL SHOW YOU HER BOOBS!!

    LOL @ LIA!

    IN FACT, WHY THE HELL AM I POSTING ON THIS DISGRACFUL WEBSITE ANYWAY??!?!?!??!?!?

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  5. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  6. Hey I think Thumb Dude is sexy.

    And I'm not offended at all by what they wrote.

    I'm glad Lost got the attention.

    Go, thumb dude.

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  7. Why thank you, anonymous...

    *distracts all tabloid perusers with a toothy smile/thumbs up bewitchery, then immediately morphs into an Encephalitis infested Iyoran Dingo.. and steals all your children.. leaving only a trail of infernal cackling permeating the stale, blustery twilight...*

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  8. Why the obsession with seeing (or the lack of seeing) the lost stars naked. is this news, I don't think so.

    Lol at all the posts from the 4815162342.com peeps. Great stuff!!

    >:

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  9. I work in mysterious ways my punctuated inequality symbol monikered friend...
    especially since i sold my soul to Calvin freakin' Klein of all people...
    Oh well, at least i put a bunch o' "funkay" back in Marky Mark i did... and that upstart cK one with his sniveling little pal "underpants" took the all credit... It'll all "come back around" though... i still have all of you...
    ;-)

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  10. ~walks in.. grabs knife... stabs glas.. spreads potato innards all over dude with the thumbs... adds chives and butter.. bakes at 350F for 35-45 mins.. throws out dinner because.. um ...HELLO! it's the dude with the thumbs... GROSS!~

    ~instead eats glas's brown, crunchy exterior~

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  11. Wow, the sign of a great blog. He makes a few cracks at the fans and then visits their sites...interesting...

    This is one of those rare times I stand with the forum. You suck.

    PS, if you come back to the forum, be sure to hit 5 google ads. It really helps pay bandwith costs. And if you keep on linking to us, why, both of your frequent readers may show up.

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  12. *struggles free from unjust imprisonment* Don't listen to him! Lies, i tell you... LIES!!! *dragged off to the gallows*

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  13. Someone just posted as me...that wasn't me...

    I have an idea...let's use the Cloud Strife method to crash sites...

    BTW, PM me on the site if he starts IP banning people from here. I can show you how to get around that. I know lots of ways to piss of website owners.

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  14. LIA SAYS...

    CLICK MONKEYS ROCK!!!



    VOTE LIA!!

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  15. your article intrigues me
    i especialy liked the part where you show kates juicy ass, i also noticed a few words in there, they were in rows i believe, you know like a sentance...

    -spam WARRRRRIAAAAA

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  16. Mistake... PM me about your last comment... I have a few questions.

    I DARE someone to try to post a pic of themselves in a flesh-colored bikini...!!
    Preferably a guy...!!

    do it sunlust.. do it!!

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  17. Notice how all his other articles have 0 comments. Lol.

    LIA, go to OT and read my thread. It's important.

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  18. boner

    *cups mouth, trys not to laugh*



    -spam WARRRRRIAAAAA

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  19. Uh... yeah... me and... sunlust don't... go.. together.. well...

    *glares at "His Orbiness", cups mouth, tries not to vomit*

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  20. spam WARRRRRIAAAAA blog entry:

    today i woke up and ate some lunch, then i went to work, then i led an army of spam soldiers to the enemy castle and killed their men, and impregnated all their women, to create a super spam soldier race

    -spam WARRRRRIAAAAA

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  21. he's ma baby's daddy!! That's him!! ~points to spam warrior~

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  22. Anonymous said...
    Mistake... PM me about your last comment... I have a few questions.

    Well, you're here as anonymous...gotta give me an account to PM.

    Looks like this guy won't be checking this blog for a while. I wonder if we can make the headlines again...

    We have aaaaall night to spam it up. I don't have school tomorrow (teachers took an inservice day on St. Patty's day) so I can do this crap all night. Yay!

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  23. omg!! it wasn't you spam warriahhhhh...

    it was your horse!! nevermind.. sorry for the mixup.

    MISTAKE.. pm me in the forum dear.. you know who I am!!!


    oh.. and

    VOTE LIA!!

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  24. *running on fumes and stalling in spam WARRRRIAAA's lower intestine*

    Can someone please give me a push?

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  25. thats weird...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................-spam WARRRRRIAAAAA

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    I simply MUST confess my love to thee!!! I love your rock-hard pecks and your tasty potato innards...

    mmm... innards...

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    -spam WARRRRRIAAAAA

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    -SPAM WARRRRRIAAAAA

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  29. I'll bet we'll make the headlines again!!!

    chances are our forum will be the next gossip column...

    "And today in the off topic..."

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  30. Well as the minister here, I feel some sort of blessing is in order.

    Nevermind, you can't bless a turd.

    Hehehehe, I said "turd" hehehe!

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  31. Someone has to get a copy of all this just for our own records.

    Just PM me if you want lessons in flaming site admins.

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  32. who is this guy anyway?

    Is he actually a tabloid writer or just posting crap he has read in tabloids? And by the look of it the most trashy of tabloids!

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  33. *wanders the wasteland of this blog to seek... the "blessing"... then walks away despondently...*

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  34. haha yeah we need a record of this, cause I bet these posts will all get deleted

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  35. I can see the keenly "Offbeat" headline already:

    "Tabloid Baby to 'Lost' fans: "Get lost!""

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  36. does anyone have a realistic idea on how much our traffic costs this site?

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  37. No, it will be more along the lines of

    "I still haven't LOST my virginity"

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  38. *succumbed to within the cockles of tabloid baby's wayward heart*

    It's okay, only you can prevent me!

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  39. ah where has the SPAM WARRRRRIAAAAA gone


    SPAM WARRRRRIAAAAA SPAM WARRRRRIAAAAA SPAM WARRRRRIAAAAA come back!!!

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  40. im here loyal spam servent

    service me....


    -SPAM WARRRRRIAAAAA

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  41. damn you having a word verification thing - it makes this a much slower process


    p.s. lol at punctuated inequality symbol monikered friend

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  42. Alright it's 2 am here, Im exhausted, I'm going to bed. Keep on spamming! Happy St. Patties day! It's never too early to drink

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  43. hey!! I have voted Lia and so far have not yet seen Xanias boobs, not fair :,(


    I wanna see boobies!!!!!!!

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  44. wow, hopefully we can crash the site by spamming enough times....or maybe he thumb dude will be happy that hes getting some attention for once in his lonely, misguided life :) to be fair, i wouldnt mind seeing a little more of Kates bum :D i just cant beleive shes going out with a hobbit!!

    visit our forum to see more hillarious comments like the ones you have just read!

    VOTE LIA!
    VOTE CLICK / TABLOID SPAM MONKEYS!
    SPAM WARRRRRRRRIAH TO THE RESCUE!

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  45. HA HAHAHAHAH

    The above poster is probably his mama...

    or his wife...

    or his girlfriend half his age... she's 30 btw...!!

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  46. Wireddeath.. how much you wanna bet he's gonna ask spam warriah for his phone number???

    You dirty old man... you take your filthy hands off my spam warriahhhhh!!

    All the boys wanna get with spam warriah... men want to be him, and men want to be with him!!

    PS - I copied all these comments... I think we should start an OT thread about it...!!!

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  47. Ok everyone it's official. We're moving OT rantings to this site.

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  48. Thumber posted again.
    About us!

    http://tabloidbaby.blogspot.com/2006/03/sneak-preview-evangeline-lilly-does.html

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  49. Spam Warrrriaaaa Ur My hero

    Keep up the Spammming

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  50. AUG 13/2007

    A blast from the past bitchesss!!

    Where oh where is my spam warriahhhh!!!!

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